// As you may or may not know, @Catisawesome and @Wadamelon_x_time are my friends in real life :) Anyways, @Catisawesome asked me if she could do a part in this, so I said yes. I modified it a bit to make it better :D And I twisted it a bit, sorry cat :P
I also apologize for the huge time skip, but i was reading this book again and decided to make a spoof :D
[fast forward to long shadows, in the dramatic fire scene]
[Hollyleaf, Jayfeather and Lionblaze, "Squrrielflight's kits", are trapped on a branch and can't escape. Ashfur is blocking their only way out.]
Squirrelflight: Ashfur, let my kits go!
Ashfur: Never >:D
Ashfur: I want you to feel the pain of your heart being ripped out, just like how I felt when you rejected me for that mouse-brain Brambleclaw!
Squirrelflight: 0_0 My heart would burst on fire, literally if you just push me into the flames instead..
Ashfur: =.= Good point.
Hollyleaf: Noooooooo! Moooooooommmy! D':
Squirrelflight being pushed to the edge of the ravine by Ashfur: There is something you should know... I'm not your mommy.
*ded*
-Underground in the tunnels-
Rock (the cat): Wait a second... but Squirrelflight was in OOTS, so how can she die here?
Fallen leaves: Scratches head
-Back to the fire-
Something falling from the sky: AHHHHHHH
Lionblaze: What the?
Something falling from the sky: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jayfeather: 0.0
Something falling from the sky: AHHHHHH... THUMP
Lionblaze: Squirrelflight? But you're dead!
[Uses tail to point to dead body in the fire]
Squirrelflight?: Nah, that was the old version of me. I'm Squirrelflight 2.0! New improvements: No more lies to everyone I care about! No more snotty stuck up apprentice! Stomach capacity cut down! Bugs: Still in love with Brambleclaw. Can't escape the lies.
Ashfur, Lionblaze, Hollyleaf and Jayfeather: [looking at eachother] WAT DUH...
Squirrelflight 2.0: And the best part is that MY TAIL IS FLUFFIER THAN YOURS NOW!
Lionblaze: *Growls* IT IS NOT!
Squirrelflight 2.0: Uh, i'm pretty sure it is. It's fluffier than yours!
Hollyleaf: *Facepaw*
// Sorry that this one was so short! Hope you liked Squirrelflight 2.0 :)
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
FanficInto the Wild chapter by chapter spoofs. I know that a lot of people have been writing these, but I try to keep mine different from theirs- so that you won't be reading something all over again :3 Enjoy!
