-A few seconds later...-
Bluestar: since you did such a good job at imitating cats in our clan, I want you to go on a solo hunting patrol.
Firepaw: But I dunno how to catch mice! D:
Bluestar: use your fatty powers, remember?
Firepaw: k :3
[firepaw enters the woods]
[he spots a mouse and clumsily creeps towards it, churning up the earth and only getting his paw stuck in a bramble bush TWICE]
Mouse: that's really the worst hunter I've ever seen. I don't even feel in danger!
[continues nibbling a seed]
Firepaw: oh yeah, mouse? Wait till you see me unleash my power!
Mouse: ...? =.=
Firepaw: you asked for it. FATTY POWER!! :3
[crashes into the mouse and flattens it]
Firepaw (bouncing up and down): Did I win? Did I win? I'm so KAWAII!
[prances through the undergrowth and trips over Yellowfang]
Firepaw: I didn't know mice could grow so big! Or ugly.
Yellowfang: I'm a cat, you fool >:D
Firepaw: Fatty powers!
[bounces off yellowfang, and yellowfang grunts but is unhurt]
Firepaw: how could my magical power have failed? D:
Yellowfang: excuse me, I possess fatty powers too! I'm starving, because cats who possess fatty powers need to fatten up. Catch me a rabbit!
Firepaw: K :3
-After Firepaw and yellowfang finish the rabbit, Bluestars patrol catches them-
Bluestar: you have broken the warrior code!
Firepaw: it's only a few meaningless sentences!
Graypaw: yea @-@" just realized that too
Bluestar: ' . ' Good point. Back to camp!
Firepaw: I caught two mice!
Graypaw: Where's your other mouse...?
Firepaw: Here, silly!
-Nudges Yellowfang-
Graypaw: uhh... I hate to break it to you, but that's a cat, a medicine cat.
Firepaw: Wuteves, any cat could have made the same mistake!
Yellowfang: Rolls eyes
//dun dun dun!!
Sorry for the lack of bold and caps and grammar errors, I'm writing this on my tiny iPhone. I might come back to edit it, but this is what you're getting for now -.-
Geez, gotta go work on my other book, Shadows in the Dark! bi and enjoy 😄
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
Hayran KurguInto the Wild chapter by chapter spoofs. I know that a lot of people have been writing these, but I try to keep mine different from theirs- so that you won't be reading something all over again :3 Enjoy!
