-A few moments later...-
Ravenpaw: REDTAIL ISA DED!
[Faints, falls off the highrock]
Bluestar: Sob sob sob sob...
Tigerclaw: Whimper whimper cry cry blah blah tear tear boohoohoooo-
Graypaw: Uh, Tigerclaw, you're doing the worst fake cry that i've ever heard in my life.
Sandpaw: Wait a second, cats can't cry, can they?
Dustpaw: So that means Bluestar is faking it too!
Firepaw: Jingle jingle jingle :3
Longtail: Really, kittypet? I thought your collar flew away.
Firepaw: Yeah, and i'm just meowing the word jingle now. I thought clan cats were smart =.=
Longtail: Oh yeah? Did you just call me dumb?
Graypaw: jingle jingle jingle
Firepaw: jingle jingle jingle
Graypaw: jingle jingle jingle
Sandpaw: STOP IT! I don't know why I just said that because i'm in love with you Firepaw... '_'
-Spottedleaf shoots out of the medicine cat den-
Spottedleaf: Firepaw's mine! Back off!
[Two cats get in a sissy fight over Firepaw]
Tigerclaw: Excuse me? Spottedleaf is MINE!
Dustpaw: I thought you loved me, Sandpaw! : [
-Tigerclaw and Dustpaw join in on the Sissy fight-
Spottedleaf: -boop- boops Tigerclaw on the nose
Tigerclaw: Have mercy on me... please...
[Collapses to the ground]
[Bluestar watches, obviously enjoying the show and makes no attempt to stop the booping]
Bluestar: The new deputy will be Lionheart.
Rusty: k :3
Graypaw: Jingle jingle jingle
-Next day in training-
Bluestar: Let me see your best Tigerclaw impression.
Firepaw: [Growls] Hello, fatty. I am Tigerclaw and I hate your guts. No, I don't care that you're clan deputy, your guts still smell. [Back to being normal Firepaw] Tigerclaw was glaring at Lionheart and I bet that was what he was thinking :)
Bluestar: Very good. You passed the Tigerclaw impression assessment. Now let me see your best Sandpaw impression.
Firepaw: [Squeaky high pitched annoying she-cat voice] Hi kittypet, i'm Sandpaw! I'm so much better than you! OMG I love you, Firepaw! But I hate you at the same time! Something's wrong with my brain!
Bluestar: High paw, kiddo. Nice.
//Ahahaha. I hope you think it's funny, it takes a lot less time to write that Shadows in the Dark :D
The next update should be in a few days!
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
FanfictionInto the Wild chapter by chapter spoofs. I know that a lot of people have been writing these, but I try to keep mine different from theirs- so that you won't be reading something all over again :3 Enjoy!
