•joey•
i walk out of some girl i can not remember the name of's house
i just fucked that bitch real hard
i'm bout to head out to a party
i'm back in town
got me a house
i'm living my best life
i pull up to this party
everything's chill
some thick bitty comes up to me and starts to dance on me
"damn ma what's ya name"i ask
"june"she says
"well june lemme get the digests i wanna hit you and ya line"i wink
"damn papi that's hot"she kisses me
"let's take it to the bedroom"i kiss her neck
we go upstairs and long's story short i fucked her real good and went back to my friends
"joey!!"one of my old friends marco come up to me
"my man"i hug him and we catch up
"how's little p?"he asks
who the fuck is little p?
is he talkin ab my pp
he lying!!
it's not small!!
"little p?"i ask
"penelope?"he asks
"doesn't ring a bell"i say
"oh just forget i mentioned anything"he says and leaves
"dude i had the most intense pregnancy scare ever"bryce says
"dude this is the third one this month"tayler says
"nah man this was hate sex"he shakes his head
"i got this bitch pregnant and ion know what to do"dev says
"i've only had one pregnancy scare and it was with bri"i say
"i don't get that you fuck a new bitch every night"dev says
dev has two kids marcus and brianna they each have different moms and we're hook ups
"ion know man i just have great pull out game unlike u"i laugh
"you calling my pull out game weak?"he asks
"yea and what you gone do bout it"i get all up on him
"my game is stronger than yours"he says
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matchmakers | joey birlem
Fiksi Penggemar•joey• i walk up to her "hey"i say "hi"she says "can we skip the awkward part?"i laugh she smiles and nods she's gotten even more beautiful which i didn't think was possible "i've missed you"i smile "i've missed you too"her smile drops and look...
