Dear Diary,
Today my owners took me to the death place. If you don't understand cat language let me translate.
They wanted to give me a bath. No way in helicopter was I gonna be given a bath. I don't know what those idiots were
thinking or if they were thinking at all. But I wouldn't go down without a fight. I managed to escape after my owners
gave up and just left me outside. Which didn't do any good to me because it was a death place outside. (It was raining.)
Anyway while I was outside I was sneeking a peek through the fence and I saw the Purrfect Feline through her
window. I got a warm, bubbly feeling inside, but then it passed. (How embarrassing!)
Thats all for now. I hope our friendship isn't coming to an end soon diary because I still want you as my grumpy friend...
Sleep Tight,
Grumpy Cat 🐾
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