Dear Diary,
This morning I saw my new neighbour walking their new cat. She looked absolutely amazing. Perfect white fur and
a collar to die for. She was made for me! But I guess she didn't think so because when I casually went up to her house
to greet her she bared her fangs at me and told me to "scat!" I don't know what to do and that makes me grumpy.
Diary can you help me with this problem? Finally a sensible cat is here that doesn't make me grumpy.
Why don't you talk to me? Is it because there's something else that doesn't make me grumpy?
Diary I still think your purrfect too,
Really Really Grumpy Cat 🐾
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Dear Diary-Grumpy Cat
ЮморDear Diary, Im a cat. Im grumpy. Im very hungry all the time. Gimme food. I don't care about table manners just feed me! Idiots.... Diary why don't you help me? Ever?, Grumpy cat
