Dear Diary-Grumpy Cat

Halloween

Dear Diary,

I can't wait! It is almost the spookiest day of the year when I can release my inner grumpy and scare the miniature humans. I already have my costume ready all I need to

do is sharpen my claws and I'm finished.

Yes diary I'm being a grumpy cat again this year and nothing can stop me.
Except...

What if Jen doesn't like it what then?!
AHHHH!

I know what I'm going to be for Halloween.
I'll be a grumpy butler with a enraging bow tie.
Yes! That is what I'll be.
I slither down the stairs to my owners bedroom making sure that they aren't inside.

After I peer inside I hop onto their cabinet with grace of a ballerina (and no I'm not exaggerating I'm a natural. When I was a young kitten I used to do pirouettes while kicking my brothers and sisters.)

I climb into the males drawer and start to chuck his clothes on the floor trying to find one of his weird bow ties. I finally found what I was looking for and dashed out of the room and upstairs to my lair (aka the grumpy attic where I plan my evil schemes don't tell anybody.)

Oh! I hear them slimes coming! I stuffed the bow tie under my lush bed and casually walk around.
Well sorry diary but this is as much as I can say right now can't wait for Halloween!

Spooky dreams my friend,
Grumpy Cat 🐾 🎃