Dear Diary,
I'm at home in my backyard with the really bright sun that's tanning my fur. I'll look better than everyone with the new color!
But right at that moment when I was dreaming of broadway guess who had to ruin it? Yup, the dumb dog next door.
He came up to the fence and started asking so many questions it had my mind whirring.
" So how was shopping?"
"Did you buy me some treats?"
"Do you know how much I love treats?"
"How are you?"
"Wow you look really good with that lightly browned fur!"
And that was the last straw.
"HOLY MILK AND COOKIES! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND GREEN ON THIS EARTH PLEASE I
BEG YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!" I shrieked in annoyance.
Please help me diary! Why is everyone so annoying!
Answer ME!,
Grumpy Cat 🐾
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