Dear Diary,
Today I woke up with the beautiful sun streaming through my window. Wait did I just say the sun was beautiful?!
Nooo! I'm going insane like the others! This can't be happening! Hmm. Hmmm. What is that? I smell the air and its....
PANCAKES! My favorite! Except I absolutely despise the amount of syrup they put on it.
I scramble downstairs and my owners look up at me doing one of those weird twisty thingies with their mouths.
The dog next door told me it meant they were happy. And they were. They didn't put any syrup on my pancake!
Wow they are gaining common sense! And to top it off they took me on a walk to visit the new neighbours which
means....I got to see my one true love! Ok I'm way too happy today. But I didn't care because my Purrfect Feline told
me her name! It was Jennifer. But I didn't like her nick name Jenni so I stuck with Jennifer.
You better not get jealous diary because I'm gonna tell you everything that we do together.
To a jealous Diary,
Unusually Happy Cat 🐾 💘
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Dear Diary-Grumpy Cat
HumorDear Diary, Im a cat. Im grumpy. Im very hungry all the time. Gimme food. I don't care about table manners just feed me! Idiots.... Diary why don't you help me? Ever?, Grumpy cat
