Just A Metaphor (ON HOLD)

Chapter 1: Hearts or Farts

Description: Just like any high school drama, misunderstandings are bound to happen, but this group of teens are far more crazier. Weird shit happen and next thing you know, you are at a different dimension. Loving someone can just lead to a series of heartbreaks, but sometimes it's totally worth the chance.

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Lia's P.O.V:

All these love songs that I'm listening to make me sound super desperate! But I'm not, it's just that love is a number one thing on my list and I never want to mess with it. My friends tell me to loosen up and look for a guy, but it's not that easy alright?

Guys can be jerks, but then there's those guys you just kind of melt about. Oh gosh! It's time for school, I'm gonna be late and I hate being late!

My school is filled with some cute guys but there is this one guy, his name is Ed. I've only known the guy for a year and a half, but now when I'm around him, I've been feeling weird lately. He makes my heart beat and I get butterflies.

This is bad! I'm not suppose to like anyone, but my heart is pushing it on me and telling me to love him. Well I gotta get to class before the bell rings!

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"Hey Lia! Remember me?" She says as she brushes her hair. Oh shit it's Arlyn, she's a drama queen and definitely a wannabe bitch. I dislike her so much that I just want to strangle her and pour a bottle of salt in her mouth. Anyways, let's get back to reality.

"Oh hey what's up?" I ask. "Nothing much but have you seen Ed around?" She asked. What in the hell does she want with Ed? He's only for me. I CAN'T LET THIS HOE GET HIM.

"Um I think he's at home." I say casually. "Well thanks anyways, just tell him I have his notebook for science." She says. Why the fuck does she have Ed's notebook?

Oh gosh I can definitely slit the bitch's throat, but I have to stay calm and act normal. Smile Lia! "Yea sure no problem😄" BA BAM, I totally nailed that line.

"Thank you, Lia!" She yells with joy and walks away. -mocking her- 'Thank you, Lia!' Why is she acting like that? She's such a jerk lying directly to my face, she just wanted me to be jealous.

Okay, I gotta admit I was a bit.. Jealous, but only because Ed knows her a bit well. Oh snap, class is starting. I run to math class and the queen bitch of all times is there.

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"Okay class! Please take out your homework, I am going to check it!" Says Ms. Baker. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I don't know where my goddamn homework is. What am I going to do! I'm known as that type of student who gets perfect grades. Scrambling through my folders and paper, I still couldn't find my homework.

Wait what the.. OH CRAP. Ms. Baker is walking over to my desk, ACT NATURAL! "Lia, where is your homework?" I say nothing for a few seconds while she's still staring at me with hatred.

"Ms. Baker, my homework is at home and I am truly sorry. Can I please bring it tomorrow and you can just give me a zero?" I plead. "Lia, you know I can't do that, but since you work hard everyday, I guess I'll let it pass." She says.

MY LORD. She just let it pass! The first time in history, she actually let it slide! I totally feel special at this moment. "Thank you so much, Ms. Baker! I promise I will work extra hard to remember!" I yell.

"Woah there Lia, you've worked hard enough." She says kindly while patting my back. Don't get me wrong, but sometimes when teachers touch you, isn't creepy?

Ed is in my next class and I am super nervous because he always sits next to me. Oh yes! The bell rung and I begin to get butterflies in me.

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I'm walking to my seat and Ed has already gotten to our table before me, like he always does. Everyday I would try to beat him to our table but sometimes he's just too fast! "Hey Ed." Okay that sounded normal, but without any emotion. "Oh hey Lia, did Arlyn tell you anything about my notebook?" He said.

Ugh, a question about her just makes me want to vomit cookies (if that were possible, that would totally be legit) everyday and give them out.

But I answer the question as if I'm actually interested "Yea she told me that she has your notebook. She wants to give it back to you-- and -" OH MY FUCKING GOD. I FARTED. WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST DO. OH NO. I tried to play it off but it was so noticeable that the other students began laughing.

I ran out the classroom crying and my heart was aching with pain. I'm thinking repeatedly, over and over again saying to myself that he didn't hear it.

(A/N): Hey readers, MoonFinx here!

I hoped you like the first chapter of my new book, Just A Metaphor. It actually took lots of time and thought for this story but it was lots of fun to write! Thanks for your support and reading! Stay tuned for the next chapter!

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