Why hello! My name is Tiggs, and I am the writer and narrator of Beyond the Spiderverse!
Hey! I'm a narrator, too!
Not a very good one...
Hey!
What? I'm just being honest here...
Why, you!
GIRLS! CALM DOWN! Geez...
*leans foreward towards camera*
These two argue so much that it's hard to tell if they're narrators, or characters in their own reality TV show. *laughs*
Anyway, as I was saying BEFORE- *glares pointidly at the others* -I'm Tiggs, one of the Spidey Narrators (though I wish I was the ONLY narrator... these two drive me nuts)!
Oooh! Me next, me next! *sticks out tongue at Ravenfeather*
Hmph... *holds out foot to trip Derpy*
Oof! *Derpy falls on her face* RAVENFEATHER!!!!
What? *blinks innocently* I didn't do anything!
*shoots Rav a glare before turning back to the camera- er, page?*
Hi! I'm Derpy (Derpy_is_awesome)! You may regonize me from me and Tiggs' joint account, FourthWallFangirls, and our stories, the PUN-derful Adventures of TiggsBug and Derpy Noir and It All Started With A Comment.
Enough advertizing!
*shoots Ravenfeather yet another glare* You can call me Derpy. Or Derpy Noir, but that's my cat hero name... um... anyone have any good idea for Spidey names for me?
MY TURN! *Ravenfeather shoves DERPY OUT OF THE WAY*
AAAAAAAAAH! HEY!
*sticks tongue out at Derpy*
*buries head in hands* Why do I have to be the sensible one here?
HELLO, PEOPLE OF THE SPIDERVERSE! I am Ravenfeather (Sandleaf), Creator of Portals, Lover of Comics, Leader of Narrators-
-excuse me, wut?!
-Fan of Marvel, and Friend to All! Well, all except Derpy.
HEY!
What?! Are you upset?!
Pfft, no. Why would I want to be your friend?! That's ridiculous, hahaha... *frowns*
Wait, hold it- did ypu just say YOU were the Leader of the Narrators? Aka US?!
Um... yeah. Do you have a problem with that?
Do I have... do I have a...
Um... why does Tiggs look like she's about to explode?
She is NOT about to- oh.
THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO! WE ARE A TRIO! A. TRIO. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO NARRATE TOGETHER! BUT HOW CAN WE DO THAT WITH YOU TWO ARGUING SO MUCH?! IT FRUTSERATES ME WHEN NEWT PUTS HIS PAWS ON MY KEYBOARD AND WON'T LET ME TYPE- BUT YOU TWO FRUSERATE ME EVEN MORE!!!! I REFUSE TO BE THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO HAS A BRAIN!!!!
Ouch.
But we-
NOPE!
But-
UH UH.
Tiggs, we-
NOT GONNA HEAR IT!!!
...
NO WAY IN HE-
I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!
BUT YOU JUST DID!
Well played, sister. Well played.
Now... will you two PLEASE, AND I BEG YOU, PLEASE stop arguing!
(A/N My cat won't letme type an exclamation point...)
Well, she started it!
Wha- NO! YOU DID, DERPY!
FROM DAY ONE YOU'VE TEASED ME, ARGUED WITH ME, AND TURNED DOWN MY iDEAS-
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
-AND NEVER LET ME-
NEVER LET YOU?! WHAT ABOUT ME?! YOU NEVER LET ME-
*continued arguing*
Oh my gods. *sighs* Let's just start the story already...
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Beyond the Spiderverse | A Spidey Story
FanfictionMiles Morales and Gwen Stacy are back in an all new adventure! When another rift brings Miles into Gwen's world, what could happen? ~ "Where is Spider-Man?" ...