Homestuck x reader

You never had a friend like me- Gamzee x reader

Back again I see??? Well might as well start this one off, this time you'll be Aladdin male or female and the grand highblood is attempting to have you get the lamp for him, sounds good? Good.

You we're running, what from you may ask? From the palace guards of course! They scared the shit out of you, and all you wanted was some bread! You see you were poor to high shit, familyless and jobless you had nothing but thievery to turn to. Yes you hated it, but the adrenaline rush you got off it kept you alive. As you felt your legs turn to jelly you feared the worse were to come, and then it happened.

You were caught, and your bread was nowhere to be seen. Your head dropped, you had been defeated and we're hungry once again, but that wasn't the worst of your problems, you were caught after all! You were taken to the kingdoms royal advisor the grand highblood. That very name sent shivers down your spine, you had heard what he did to people who didn't abide by the law or what he did to people in general! And now you feared you'd be next. However his grim face told tales, you could tell there was a sadness to his eyes, he'd lost someone important to him.

And you knew he wanted that person back. He glared into your eyes before nodding, turning to a tall blue blood who you'd recognized as the most skilled warrior in all of this dessert wasteland, he nodded in return bowed and then left, presumably he left to go get a horrific weapon to beat or just kill you with, you sat in a chair. Then he spoke, his voice a deep bellow.

"i had and all up and heard that you were caught stealing. NOW I ALL UP AND DESPISE THIEVES. but for you I'll make an exception, you see I need a lamp. AN OIL LAMP IN PARTICULAR." His voice changing from soft and deep, to loud and angry. You didn't exactly wanna admit it but god damn did this troll scare you. You wanted him to press further though.

"and I'll be needing you to all up and steal the lamp. ITS IN A SPECIFIC PLACE ON ALTERNIA KNOWN AS THE CAVE OF WONDERS. my team and I have already located it. MANY HAVE TRIED AND FAILED. you don't get to have that luxury. YOU GET ME THAT LAMP AND I CAN GET YOU WHATEVER YOUR HEARTS DESIRE. freedom, money, power. JUST TO NAME SOME EXAMPLES." There it was again, the on calm to the scary angry voice. You sighed, you were absolutely forced into doing this. You extended your hand and he curiously gazed at it, maybe with disgust? Anger? You don't know.

"It's a hand shake, it's how we'll seal this deal." You explained, he let out a quiet "oh" and shook your hand crushing it slightly. You take your hand back quickly and watch as it throbs in pain, you do your best to soothe the ache in your hand.

"we leave now." Without any warning he scoops you up and throws you over a lusus. And then you two and a group of soldiers follow. Upon getting to the cave of wonders your met with another group most likely a part of the grand highblood. Sliding off the lusus you land on the ground.

"ONLY ONE MAY ENTER HERE, A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH." The sand tiger god had spoken. Causing you to wince a bit. Looking up to see the grand highblood looking longingly into the eyes of tiger.

"you are only meant to get the lamp. TOUCH OR STEAL ANY OF THE OTHER RICHES IN THE CAVE AND YOU WILL DIE. only the lamp, nothing else. GOT IT?" He had asked you, you repeat it back to him so he knows you know. You take a deep breath and head into the tigers mouth. Walking down a staircase you find yourself in the belly of the beast. Seriously, there was so much treasure! You had to have self restraint, lucky enough for you, you were more curious of the lamp.

Wondering why the grand high blood could want such a useless lamp when he has so much already. Shrugging you find your way into the final room with the lamp. Making the long climb up to the lamp you gaze in awe of it. However in your trance you accidentally touched a precious stone and the cave knew. A long scene of you battling for your life later and getting saved by a literal rug and of course betrayed by the grand high blood. You gaze at the lamp.

Might as well polish it up you guess. Breathing on it you then rub it which activates the lamp and out pops...

"GAMZEE?!" You screech, looking at the troll a nice purple light radiating off of him. He gazed at you curiously.

"YeP tHaTs My NaMe, AnD bEiNg A gEnIe Is My GaMe. So WhAt Is YoUr MoThEr FuCkInG wIsHeS?" His usual untamed doggie type voice stilled your nerves as you tried to wrap your head around what was happening. Then a song of how gamzee was the friend you never had was sung and that made you giggle, chuckle, and laugh causing you to realize that yeah. Gamzee is actually pretty great.

Ending it there because my hands are cramping and I haven't worked on this story in foreverrrrr I'll think of some more, definitely gonna do a little mermaid theme for either fef, eridan, meenah, or Cronus so yeah! Let me know what other Disney movies would be good for the trolls! Oh Peter Pan for tavros definitely. Anyway so sorry for avoiding this book like the plague definitely will be going under some heavy editing, anyway byeeeee till next time my lovliesss!