This whole book is based on an audio recording I made with my friends at lunch time (yes they gave their consent to have this added onto wattpad). There are a few inside jokes but I will explain them along the way. It's written in a script format because it's quoted from what we actually said, although some things are cut out when we got off topic. Hope you enjoy :)
The game is we say a sentence then pass the ball to who ever we want to then they say a sentence to build on the story.
*Sexual references
*Swearing
Mima: Are we starting again? ... Dick juice.
Kp: Tastes
Megan: Just
CC: Like
Meiji: Monkey
Megan: Can we say a phrase?
CC: Cum
A/N Monkey cum (or monkey juice) is an inside joke about the umbrella academy - when Luthor is injected with a monkey serum ew named it monkey cum. Don't ask.
Meiji: Lets do a sentence instead.
Everyone: ok (or variations of ok like k or sure)
Kp: I'm just going to say a few words
Mima: I just heard CC go CUM
Mima: Are we starting from the start?
Megan: Yah
STARTING FROM THE START AGAIN
Mima: Um... I think monkey juice tastes disgusting, Fifi said.
Meiji: Megan said that it tastes yummy
Megan: It tastes yummy
*Laughing
CC: Mima likes the taste of monkey cum, full stop.
Fifi: I was not high, it wasn't me but someone forced me to drink monkey cum
*Laughing
Fifi: We're filming this right?
Meiji: Yeah
CC: Fifi's trying to find a word to describe monkey cum
CC: sbsbsbsbsb
Kp: That's when Meiji shouted out 'monkey is the most delicious thing on this earth and it is the most delicious thing I will taste in my life.'
Megan: we all patted meiji on the back, she was correct
*Laughing
Mima: Clarrie came out of the bedroom
A/N Clarrie is a sausage with a g-string on or a dick with 3 testicles (you can choose). It's my (Meiji)'s fake boyfriend.
CC: clarrie came out of Meiji's bedroom
Megan: they had been busy
*We got off topic for a bit
Kp: I had a good time lads, meiji shouted as she walked out the door
Megan: They has been playing chess
Mima: clarrie kneels down with a rose in his hand pointing to... CC
Meiji: OOO plot twist
*Laughing
CC: Which turned out to be meiji
*More laughing
Fifi: just turn it back to meiji *laughing
Megan: they had a very loving relationship
Megan: *pointing to cc and meiji* those two had a threesome with clarrie
Meiji and CC: EWWWWWW DISGUSTANG
Meiji: I was locked in the closet while CC and clarrie fucked-
*Extreme laughing
Megan: While meiji listened to their screams of despair
CC: Meiji pressed her ear to the door just to listen to it
Megan: just let her imagine
Fifi: So what was the last sentence
Megan: so... that... the rose thingy then the threesome
Fifi: Clarrie then points to kp and goes 'i'm gay'
Megan: wait so is kp a boy or is clarri a girl? I'm confused
Kp: that's when kp replies 'well i'm happy i'm a girl and you're a boy so fuck off i don't like you
Mima: fifi sighed in delight
Fifi: why did I sigh in delight?
Megan: of kp being a girl... Now you can be gay!
Meiji: Fifi was sighing in delight because... um... because... kp rejected clarri because fifi can't clarri all for herself
CC and Fifi: oh...O ma gad
Fifi: I thought you were going to say that because fifi wanted kp for herself
Meiji: I was going to but that would just make this awkward
Megan: fifi wanted a sausage booty but so did meiji so did kp so did cc
Kp: but I rejected him
Megan: but secretly you want him, YOU ALL WANTED THAT SAUSAGE BOOTY
*Laughing
Megan: clarri made a deal with you all that you were going to have a sausage orgie
*more laughing
CC: I haven't got the ball in ages ARGHHH (she dropped the ball) um... then megan came walking out of the room with... lemme think... luthor
A/N Luthor from the umbrella academy
*Laughing maniacally
*Start packing up to go
Kp: wait wait wait lemme finish my sentence: they both turned to face everybody else, they decided to hop in the bed and join.
*Laughing and suffocating
You have finished reading the first adventure with the satanic bin chickens, I hope you enjoyed the chapter :)
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