We have such an amazing friendship :)
Megan: if I put these (eucalyptus leaves) up my nose will I breathe better?
Meiji: Well you can't breathe they are stuck up your fucking nose
Megan: Because I heard they help you breathe if you put eucalyptus up your nose and some shit, you breathe better
Meiji: not if you stick a fucking leaf up your nose
Laughing
Mina: once upon a time Meiji...
Meiji: stuffed eucalyptus leaves up Megan's nose
Laughing
Cici: Meiji said to Megan it helps you breathe
Laughing
*Fifi tries but suffocates
Fifi: I can't smell anything
Laughing
Cc: this is going to sound like we're doing drugs or something
Fifi: well anyways Megan inhaled and exhaled the eucalyptus and literally started suffocating while vomiting
Mima: OOO
Meiji: how did that happen
Fifi: I don't know
Megan: Megan and takes the eucalyptus leaves out of her nose, now they have snot all over them and put them into Meiji's ears 'they will help you hear' Megan says
KP: sdfdsfjisdnjkjdjd - she has food in her mouth
CC: Katie says I want to suck a dick
Laughter
Fifi: let me translate, I want to finish eating first
*KP nods at Fifi
Megan: just imagine saying that without context
KP: let me finish eating my sandwich first, wait no that sounded a lot worse
Megan: just get a dick and put two pieces of bread on either side 'it's my sandwich'
KP: what is wrong with us
*random kid screaming in the background
Meiji: what the fuck
Katie: *voice cracks* Meiji then screams oh no my hearing, arghh exactly like that
Meiji: like Spidey sense overload
*Everyone else screams too
Mima: Fifi stuffed a lot of popcorn into her mouth and cc eats her pie cookie
Meiji: I should probably make a setting or something because... yeah
Megan: we could be in the void for all we know
Meiji: KP jumps into the lava pool right next to our swing set
CC: KP tried to ask Clarri for help but he was too busy making out with mina
*Screams
Megan: you know what I would have said, I would have said that her willy caught on fire
Fifi: um... this is going to be really weird, I don't know really why but KP said 'Clarri you cheated on me'
Megan: Bob's cone jumped into the lava pool with KP things then got steamy.
Laughter
A/N Bob's cone is another inside joke that was made when squishies were a big thing, it's pretty much a dick. We made it up so we can talk about dicks in front of random people without them knowing.
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Adventures with the Satanic Bin Chickens
HumorThe game is we say a sentence then pass the ball to who ever we want to then they say a sentence to build on the story. This whole book is based on an audio recording I made with my friends at lunch time (yes they gave their consent to have this add...
