If Undertale was realistic- Genderless child rap (SmashBitsAnimation)

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You talk all big but your words are all shallow
They're like your soul and body, empty, hallow
The only beef I've got with you is in the kitchen
Got some duck, got some rabbit and chicken
I don't mean to be racist but you're whiter than my ballsack
Your musics so bad the room has a better soundtrack
You float around like a weird balloon
Let's be honest- you're just a massive goon

May have seen a ghost but you look more like Casper
You've got less presence than my uncle jasper
Just before he got shipped away to Madagascar
And now I'm getting off track and this is a disaster
And like your music it doesn't even matter
You're just a soldier and I am the commander
You stepped up the child what you gonna do?
I've got no genitals but Imma still fuck you


I'll roast every thing that crosses my path
Me plus a beat you can do the math
Words so sharp I'll create a bloodbath
Stand down now or face my wrath
Like your body, my lyrics go right through you
Jumping up and down like a kangaroo
A one two punch with the power of my mouth
I'll beat you every way north east west south
I'll make you cry, give you a sob story
Share with the pricks in purgatory
Your career's so down in the poop shoot
I bet you appeared in the Ghostbusters reboot

How was your birth? I feel sorry for you mom
Pushing out some transparent crying condom
When you talk, your mouth barely moves
Whats the matter? is it sore? sucking off youths?
A ghost? you're more like a butterfly
I bet you couldn't even scare PewDiePie
Safe to say that I've taken the floor
So feel free to walk yourself through the door

But I've got more, if there was a tribute I would solve it-
I'll bring it back around so my anus can revolve it
Go and haunt a castle- cause in the underground no-one cares
Just being near you're a hassle no-one wants you here
And if you want proof lets ask this strange bear- is this guy a goon?
He's being sincere, looking at you is almost calming no fear-
Like your body its clear, give me a beer cause I'm the winner

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