AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Check? This isn't chess silly, this is checkers!
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(Back reprise:)
King me.I feel kingly, studly!
Ding me
And get stomped on, buddy!
(Back reprise)
You know there's something you should know, so I'm gonna tell ya so
Don't sweat it, forget it, you're pancakes, yo!
Stompin' you fools is gonna be a breeze!
WHO NEEDS ARMS WITH LEGS LIKE THESE?
Gettin' starry eyes? There's stars inside my thighs!
I'll kick 'em and real quick I'm guaranteein your demise!
Once you see my power, you'll all be bowin down!
I'm the king of checkers, that's why I'm KROUND!
(A chorus of HATHYs, Motown singers style, reprise)
Part-checker, Part-dog, totally stunning!Throw him a bone and watch him come running!
He's just a weakling whenever he's shrunkBut that crown turns him into a DOG HUNK!
(back reprise)Part-checker, Part-dog, totally stunning!
Throw him a bone and watch him come running!
He's just a weakling whenever he's shrunkBut that crown turns him into a DOG HUNK!
(Motown singers reprise)
[background doos:doo do doo do dodoo do doo do dodoo do doo do dodooowaaaahhh]
(back reprise)I'll be bustin the moves, and you'll be bustin the praise
I've got beauty in my booty that'll dazzle you for days!
I ain't goin anywhere so feel free to admireMy super gorgeous form while I keep on spittin fire!
A lot of people tell me I can't learn new tricks
I take their criticism then I PUNT THEM WITH A KICK.
So just sit back and relax, you don't need to do a lot
Just be a good sport when I kill you with my squats!
(background doos)
You guys are makin me work up a sweat!
(YEAH!)
But I'm not finished with my Full Assault yet!
(background doos)
Check out my quads as I soar through the air
(WOO!)
Shining like gods as they rain sparkly death EVERYWHERE!
(background doos)
Jealous? Of course you are! Only makes sense!
(HEY!)
My workout regimen is beyond intense!
(background doos)
Sure, I've got good looks and legs like Astaire
(HOT!)
But this round figure requires some SELF-CARE!(K round begins drinking)
Ralsei: He's distracted! This is our chance! Any ideas?
Susie: ...I've...got an idea.
Ralsei: Oh?
Susie: I'll need your help, though.
Ralsei: Sure! I'd love to help yooooaaaaaaugh!
*ding*
Susie throws Ralsei. He knocks off the crown.
*K ROUND RETURNS TO NORMAL AND ROLLS AWAY*
Susie: YEAH! WE DID IT!
Ralsei (clearly a little concussed): Pleeease never have ideas again.
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Undertale/Deltarune Lyrics
PoetryJust lyrics from some fanmade Deltarune and Undertale songs. Songs not own by me. Idk what to put.
