Lancer: Ho Ho Ho! I'm a sweet, little boy who needs your help with his evil plan!
Ral:Why would a sweet little boy have an evil plan? And a moustache?
Lancer: For friendship, of course!
Ral:That doesn't make any - well, if it's for friendship, I suppose we can help you!
Lancer:That's the spirit!
(SONG STARTS)
Lancer:Step right on up!And let the clown-generated content begin!
Now's the time to show your smarts!Make something tough!
Or at least something tough enough to make us win!
Just arrange these pre-made parts!
For your perusal, I've assembled lots of fancy bits!
So place them anywhere you think the pieces might fit!
Vary it!
I need a super versatile ass-thrashing machine!
For Asses that aren't yours, of course, I mean.
Give it some guns!
They're really good at shooting heroes
In. The. Body!
Avoid shoddy craftsmanship!
Second to none! Lively and elegant without appearing gaudy!
Cool and Hot and Cute and Hip!
Wait, that's a duck.
That's just a duck. Guys, that is just a duck.It's just a duck.
You're gonna lose lotsa points for this.
Total miss!
It's still a duck. You're making it even more duck-like still.
Your machine sucks ass, and always will... (SONG ENDS)
LANCER: Wow! This design is great! Are you sure you're not evil?
*SUSIE bursts out of the bush and examines the blueprints.*
SUSIE: HA! TRICKED YOU!
...i s t h i s a d u c k...?
YOU ARE READING
Undertale/Deltarune Lyrics
PoetryJust lyrics from some fanmade Deltarune and Undertale songs. Songs not own by me. Idk what to put.
