burning burritos

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Mmmm kay. Fun fact:

            I ate a burrito today.

Another fun fact:

         It was hot as shiiit.

No seriously. I was just munching on it and it was perfectly fine until i got to the center where oh lordy it was the hottest shit ever.

IT FUCKING BURNED THE TOP OF MY MOUTH AND NOW ITS SWELLING I DIDNT KNOW IT COULD SWELL BUT IT DOES AND IT HURRRRTSSSSSSSS

Im so sad




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My milkshake brings all the bees to my car
I spilled it all over my car
The bees are inside if my car
They could kill me
Im allergic to bees

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