Fucktards i did it again!
What you may not really ask or think in fact you probably dont give a shit? Ha. Wonderful question.
I hugged a fucking cactus. Why?
Cause i thought it was my cousin. It was two in the morning. I thought she was the cactus plant in my house.
So now im slowly dying of death while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Cause if im going to die, i need to at least have one of those so if god was allergic to peanuts, he would send me right the fuck back. I planned it out perfectly.
//Oh, question of the day!!!//
Q: "If you were sent to death row, what would your final meal be?"
Please comment so i can crawl into the oven to read it.
Farewell.
Bitch.
YOU ARE READING
Fork In The Microwave
De Todo*jazz hands* random things i find in toasters and corpses (My art may be included)
