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Butter

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Butter.

















It feeds our arteries.

Actually it suffocates them. I mean i dont blame them.  i would do the same thing to the first living thing i saw.

If im being honest.
































































































But like, butter is soo good sometimes but its MURDEROUS like me. Meh heh heh.

Also i forgot. I am going to THERAPY SOON HELL YEAH TIME TO BURDEN PEOPLE WITH MY PROBLEMS CAUSE FUCK THEM HEH HEH HEH.
















































































Okee. So. Now that i wasted a shit ton if your time. QUESTION OF THE DAY.













Q:"If you could have a super power, what would it be?"

Comment your answer below or to the side i dont give two shits. Just fucking tell me or i will steal your elbows. Actually, no. I want YOUR MICROWAVE. Keep your damn elbows. I want the juicy shit i can put myself in it to hide away from responsibilities.





































































































































































































































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