*throws pot at someone through window* ITS THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR
*tapes cat to the ceiling and puts pants on the dog* OH BY GOLLY HAVE A HOLLY
*blowtorches fruitcake* JOLLY CHRISTMAS
*literally becomes a Christmas tree and throws self into dumpster* THIS YEAAAARRRR
So, I have a question: How have you been lately? How's life going? Are you an octopus?
Three little questions that maybe some of you needed, or not. Who knows?
Also, what are your plans for the holidays?
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Fork In The Microwave
Random*jazz hands* random things i find in toasters and corpses (My art may be included)
