HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS

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*throws pot at someone through window* ITS THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR


*tapes cat to the ceiling and puts pants on the dog* OH BY GOLLY HAVE A HOLLY


*blowtorches fruitcake* JOLLY CHRISTMAS


*literally becomes a Christmas tree and throws self into dumpster* THIS YEAAAARRRR
























































So, I  have a question: How have you been lately? How's life going? Are you an octopus?




Three little questions that maybe some of you needed, or not. Who knows?



Also, what are your plans for the holidays?





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