Truth or Dare? Special Guests, Pokemon!

DAY 14

Typhloshion: The woods stared into my eyes as I woke up, everything seemed wrong. Everything. I remembered something I didn't want to. Something I tried hard to forget. Something I hate. I wanted to kill myself then.

Banette: Wut.

Typhloshion: Nothing. Reading creepypastas last night, not the best idea.

Glaceon: Yeah, but some creepypastas are just poorly written stories.

Typhloshion: Wow. Buzzkill.

Glaceon: Whatever. Your opinion doesn't matter.

Typhloshion: Uh-huh. You see, this is what I mean. You ruin everything.

Scolipede: This escalated very quickly.

Noivern: For scolipede to say something like this, this just got real.

Ampharos: That isn't cool.

Eevee: Will all of you shut up? All this arguing is annoying.

Kadabra: I agree.

Rattata: For once, Eevee isn't spouting random stuff.

Eevee: What? Hey! I don't always say random stuff! The stuff I talk about is 100% awesomeness!

Typhloshion: Stop! We need to do a truth or dare. We are falling apart!

Glaceon: You're right. It's just that, we are all feeling a little edgy, since today was an important day for most of us, a day of sadness for most of us, we should just calm down.

Typhloshion: We got this. We will not not fall apart like those cliche groups!

Everyone else: Yeah!

Typhloshion: Hey, so who goes first?

Ampharos: I'll go. Eevee, truth or dare?

Eevee: Why does he always choose me? Eh. Doesn't matter. I choose truth.

Ampharos: Tell me... who you like.

Eevee: Oh Arceus. I like...I dunno. I ain't got no desires.

Ampharos: Disappointing. I was hoping to make fun of you.

Eevee: Wow, AMAZING!

Typhloshion: Why'd you say that?

Eevee: I dunno. To stay in character?

Typhloshion: True true. You have been acting differently lately.

Eevee: Well, staying with all you wonderful people changes a Eevee.

Typhloshion: Was that sarcasm?

Eevee: No. But, it's true! Hanging with perverts and violent people changes pokemon!

Glaceon and Noivern: I resent that!

Eevee: Meh.

Eevee: Kadabra?

Kadabra: Truth.

Eevee: I was hoping for dare, but truth works too!

Eevee: Favorite color?

Typhloshion: *facepalm* The dreaded question!

Kadabra: Red.

Eevee: Unexpected! I thought it would be yellow.

Glaceon: Great judgement skills Eevee.

Eevee: Thanks!

Glaceon: That was sarcastic.

Eevee: Hey!

Kadabra: Do I ask now?

Typhloshion: Yep.

Kadabra: Scolipede?

Glaceon: I can see a thing going on here. *wink* *wink*.

Rattata: Aw come on! One day! One day is all I ask for you to not be perverted!

Glaceon: Fine.

Scolipede: Dare.

Kadabra: Watch Candle Cove.

Scolipede: It doesn't seem that bad. *watches* I stand corrected. W-why did you make me watch something so scary!

Kadabra: Wasn't that scary.

Scolipede: It was.

Kadabra: Was not.

Scolipede: Whatever. Rattata?

Rattata: Dare like always.

Scolipede: Prank call Joey!

Rattata: Oh you don't have to dare me to do that.

Rattata: *calls Joey* Um. You're rattata sucks.

Joey: What?

Rattata: Stupidsayswhat?

Joey: Wh-Wait! I'm not falling for that!  Who are you?

Rattata: Someone who actually beat a gym leader.

Joey: Hey! I have a gym badge!

Rattata: No you don't. As your mother, I know.

Joey: You're not my mom!

Rattata: I am. I have your birth certificate in my hands right now.

Joey: Wait! For re-

Rattata: *hangs up*

Scolipede: Pretty good.

Rattata: Noivern?

Noivern: Dare.

Rattata: You know what, since I'm in a good mood today, I dare you to read some porn.

Noivern: Yessssssssssss! *silent rejoice*

Noivern: *Reads*

Noivern: I finished. So, Glaceon?

Glaceon: Truth.

Noivern: First Yaoi?

Glaceon: Gravitation. (needed to google search for that)

Noivern: That's so weird.

Glaceon: Don't judge me.

Noivern: Okay. Okay.

Glaceon: Typhloshion?

Typhloshion: Dare.

Glaceon: Review my fanfiction!

Typhloshion: Ok. It's yaoi isn't it.

Glaceon: yep. Kuroko and all of the generation of miracles!

Typhloshion: Kadabra, you got the stuff?

Kadabra: Yep.

Typhloshion: *reads* Pretty good actually.

Glaceon: Yes!

Rattata: No! She's got you to! Why?!

Glaceon: Join us...

Rattata: Never!

Typhloshion: Ampharos?

Ampharos: Truth.

Typhloshion: Are you into shotas and lolis? How about trans or crossdressers?

Ampharos: Not into any of the above.

Typhloshion: Dang. Well, that's the end of this week's episode.