Truth or Dare? Special Guests, Pokemon!

Stranded

Typhlosion: Has anyone seen Glaceon and Noivern?

Banette: Remember that they got captured by Team Rocket?

Typhlosion: Oh yeah. Well, they can find their  way back on their own.

Banette: You sure?

Typhlosion: Pretty sure.

WITH GLACEON AND NOIVERN!

Glaceon: I'm really tired and hurt. And who's fault is this?

Noivern: Your's.

Glaceon: No, It's your's. Your fat ass got us caught in the first place. Besides, even if it was my fault, it's because I'm an awesome pokemon.

Noivern: First of all, I aint a fat ass, and second, you aint awesome.

Glaceon: Oh yeah, remember how we got caught? We all scurried to hide, but your ass made you be caught and that caused them to find me because I was in the bush right next to you. It's all your furreting fault. 

Noivern: Ugh. Excuuuse me. I think what we have to be doin' now 's escaping.

Glaceon: Duh. I doubt you have a plan though.

Noivern: I do. But this requires teamwork. So, let's get to know each other.

Glaceon: So yaoi. It's a gift. I like it. It's like porn to you.

Noivern: So porn. It's like yaoi. But het.

Glaceon: Technically, yaoi is gay porn, or should I say ecchi. You might enjoy it.

Noivern: Might. So, I heard U liek curry.

Glaceon: Yep.

Noivern: So do I. It's a pretty good meal.

Glaceon: I'll give you a taste of yaoi.

Noivern: Sudden change of topic, here's a taste of porn.

Glaceon and noivern: *Pulls out phone*

Noivern: It's a... meh I guess.

Glaceon: Yeah. Not bad, Not bad, though guy on guy seems to be better IMO.

Noivern: Same, but het.

Glaceon: Truce?

Noivern: Truce. Maybe forever friendship?

Glaceon: Forever friendhip. So what's the plan?

Noivern: So when the grunts come and try to use our powers, we'll knock them out and steal the keys to the infernal shackles and pain necklaces. Then, we'll break a hole in the wall and you can hop on my back, and we'll fly the furret out of here.

Glaceon: Suprisingly smart plan.

Noivern: I can be smart when I need to be.

Glaceon: Ok. We wait.

*Door click*

Glaceon: Well that was convenient.

Noivern: Agreement.

Glaceon: Ready?

Noivern: Of course! I came up with this master plan!

Glaceon: Don't be too full of yourself.

Noivern: Okay...

Grunt 1: Time to drain these pokemon's power again.

Grunt 2: Yep. Boss must be happy that he has these rare pokemon.

Grunt 1: And you think that they were just lying where a lake was

Grunt 2: I know right.

Grunt 1: *Unlocks door*

Glaceon: *Ice beam* Grunt 1 down!

Noivern: *Hurricane* Grunt 2 down!

Glaceon: Yeauuuh. *Fist pump*

Noivern: Let's escape before they wake up because I don't think we killed them.

Glaceon: Yep.

Noivern: *breaks door and multiple walls* Hop on!

Glaceon: Got it! *Jumps*

Noivern: TO LAKE VERITY! *Flies*

Glaceon: Yeah!

BACK TO LAKE VERITY!

Glaceon: Guess who's back!

Typhlosion: See! I knew that they would come back. You owe me 20 pokedollars now.

Banette: Damn.

Noivern: Were you guys betting on whether or not we'd be back?!

Typhlosion: Er... Noooo?

Noivern: That's just cold.

Glaceon: Yaah. I have learned to love porn though.

Noivern: And me with yaoi. I think I became bisexual today.

Typhloshion: What the hell happened?

Banette: For real. Oh my arceus, what have they done to you?

Glaceon: Nothing. We just became forever friends.

Noivern: Yep.

Everyone: *Sigh*