Road Trip // Short Story

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Are you fucking serious. Why can't we just use my car?

We just can't. Don't worry, I've watched buzzfeed unsolved, I know what I'm doing.

This is such shitty idea. We're going to get fucking caught.

I'll be the one to go buy it. All you've got to do is look out for me.

But you don't even look like your mum. She's look old as shit compared to you.

I'll say I got a face lift.

You can't -

I know all her account details. Once we're done, I'll go take out whatever money I can get from her savings and leave her credit card for someone to take.

Alright, fine. Just be quick.

Meet outside McDonalds. Get me some chicken nuggets and a banana milkshake while you wait.

Okay.

In large.

Fuck off.