pranks

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I love you all, thank you for existing, with you existing, I still have a reason to smile ❤️
Look what spreading love does to me ahah, I hate but love it, I feel annoying, but you won't ever feel underappreciated as long as I live

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"Hey, what's up guys! It's y/n here, um as you know, and if you don't you're probably new, and in that case thank you for checking out my YouTube channel, but anyway, I have a girlfriend, Billie Eilish, we have been dating for 4 years and it seems like I haven't done a prank on her for that amount of time. So, I decided to do a prank on her, today I'm doing the 'ignoring my girlfriend' prank on Billie. She's coming back from the studio and she hasn't been around me for a long time so she's going to be needy and touchy so we will see how this goes!"

It's been about 10 minutes since Billie has texted me that she was leaving the studio and it's not even a 10 minute drive from our house so I'm wondering where she is, I turn the camera back on and adjust my outfit before speaking again

"It's been 10 minutes and Billie st-" I turn around as I hear her turn into the driveway and began to get ready for the prank.

"Okay guys, she's here now so let me hurry up and put my bitch face on"

I sit down on the sofa and hear keys clinging against the door, I wonder what's taking her so long?

When the door opens, my question is quickly answered, there she stands in the entrance of the doorway, with hair in her face and her hands full of bags.

She comes over to me and kisses me on the cheek before politely asking me to get the rest of the bags out of the car and making sure its locked.

Of course I did it, I'm doing a prank I'm not heartless.

After coming back inside the house, I help put the bags away and sit back on the couch and get on my phone.

"Hey baby" she sits next to me, puts her hand on my thigh and kisses my neck softly.

She knows neck kisses are my weakness, why would she do that, come on Billie, throw me a loop here!

"What? Cat got your tongue baby?"
oh my god, her voice, no y/n stay strong!

I give her a look that says "stop testing me" but she didn't take the hint, because she moves her hand up my thigh, grips it and whispers into my ear "all the screaming from last night make you lose your voice?" I look at her, shake my head and she kisses me as soon as I start to turn my head and I forget for a second that I'm doing a prank and that the camera is watching, so quickly I get up and go to the fridge as I hear her groan in frustration.

I take stuff out of the fridge for a sandwich and she comes in the kitchen after me in protest. "What the hell did I do, why are you ignoring me?"

She sounded sad and as soon as I looked over at her I instantly regretted doing this entire prank. She had her lip jutted out and tears in her eyes.

"Billie" I said with sympathy laced in my voice
"Oh now you wanna talk"

I laugh a little and she asked me why I was ignoring her, I walked over to where the camera was hidden and grabbed it and reply with

"It was a prank bae"

"Oh my fucking god I'm about to kick your ass, I thought your dumb ass didn't love me anymore, stop playing like that mamas"

"I'm sorry baby I won't do it again" I say as I sit in her lap and give her a peck on the lips, I pull back and ghost my lips over hers, she starts to lean in and I pull away and look at the camera before saying "alright guys, that's it for today, thank you for tuning in and I hope you enjoyed the vi-"

Billie cuts me off "yeah yeah, they get the point, subscribe and all that fun stuff" she rushes out quickly before putting her hand over the lens and turning the camera off.

"After ignoring me like that, you're going to have to give me a lot of attention"

"I don't mind"

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715 words, look what I did hoessss ahhhahahah, I feel so good, I keep squealing out of excitement and my sisters looking at me like I was born from a cows ass, but it's all good

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