juno | finn wolfhard

𝐭𝐰𝐨: not a food baby

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when I got home I went straight to my room to call the only person I can trust with knowing my current situation.

ayla.

after a few seconds of contemplation, I dialed her number. she picked up after only a few rings, thank god.

"yo, yo, yo-giddy, yo." she greeted on the other end of the phone.

"I'm a suicide risk" I said, letting out a small sigh.

"y/n?" she asked, as if she doesn't recognize my voice.

"no, it's morgan freeman. do you have any bones that need collecting?" I sarcastically asked.

"only the one in my pants." she laughed.

I knew I had to tell ayla about me being pregnant because I cant hide something this big from her.

"I'm pregnant." I said, getting straight to the point of the whole phone call.

"what? honest to blog." she asked.

"yeah. yeah, it's wolfhards." I truthfully answered, knowing whos "mutant sperm" got me knocked me up.

" it's probably just a food baby. did you have a big lunch?" ayla asked, seeming to try and avoid the possibility of me being truly pregnant just to ease my nerves a bit. but it wasn't working.

"no, this is not a food baby, all right?. I've taken like three pregnancy test and I am for shiz up the spout." I disagreed, wishing it was only a food baby.

"how did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy test?" she asked, totally missing the big picture here. "that's amazing."

I started to get a bit frustrated but knew I had remain calm and give her a minute to actually take everything in.

"i don't know. I drank like ten tons of sunny D." I said, over-exaggerating the amount of sunny D I drank. "anyway, I'm telling you I'm pregnant, and you're acting shockingly cavalier."

"so, is this for real? like, for real for real?" she asked me, slowly processing everything.

"unfortunately, yes." I nodded, even though she can't see me.

There was complete silence until...

"oh, my god! oh, shit...phuket, thailand." she said, now believing i am actually pregnant.

"there we go. that was the kind of reaction I was going for in the first take." I said, feeling a small weight being lift off of my shoulders.

not huge weight considering I have to tell wolfhard and my parents still.

"so, are you going to go to havenbrook or women now?" she asked, knowing two abortion clinics in our city. "because you know you need a note from your parents for havenbrook."

"yeah, I know, I'm actually just going to go to women now just 'cause they help out women now." I said, wanting this to be over as quickly as possible..

"hey, do you want me to call for you? 'cause I called for lilia last year." ayla offered.

"no, I can call myself. oh, but I do need your help with something it's like critically important." I gasped, remembering I needed her help.

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"Ugh!"

we both groan as we lift the heavy piece of furniture. the thrown out recliner.

"you know heavy lifting can only really help you at this point." she stated, us both knowing you shouldn't lift heavy objects when pregnant.

"seriously." I breathily, laughed.

as we slowly kept moving the recliner to the back of her van she started asking me why I even had sex with wolfhard.

"so you were bored? that's how this blessed miracle came to be?"

I shook my head.

"no. no. no. the act was premeditated. I mean, the sex, not the whole, let's-have-a-baby thing." I said, quickly but carefully stepping down the curb.

"so, when did you decide that you were going to, uh, do wolfhard?" she asked, as we put the recliner in the back of her van.

"like, a year ago in spanish class. he passed me a note saying some pretty dirty stuff, i have to admit, I loved it." I reminisce.

just by reading my facial expressions, she could tell just how I really felt about wolfhard.

"you love him!" she gasped, giving me a look of confidence due her statement.

I laughed awkwardly, wanting to get out of this conversation.

"It's...no, it's actually very complicated, okay? and I don't feel like talking about it in my fragile state." I said, looking straight into her eyes with a pleading look in my face.

"so what was it like humping wolfhards bony bod?" she smirked.

"Magnificent!"

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hello my beautiful people! I wrote this on my way coming home from going out of town and so I got a massive headache yay.
also y'all should go watch "euphoria" on HBO!
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