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6

Chapter 6

Jordan
hey Ash I need to ask you something

Jordan
Ash

Jordan
Ashley

Jordan
Ashley

Jordan
Ashleyyyyy

Jordan
Ashhhhleyyyyy

Jordan
bae

Jordan
BAE

Jordan
hoe

Jordan
hoe hoe hoe

Jordan
aSHLEYYYYYY

Jordan
i know you're not busy

Jordan
it's not possible

Jordan
what could you possible be doing without me

Jordan
Ashley

Jordan
ashley mae fucking besson

Jordan
istg if you're not texting me back because you're fucking reading i'm gonna kill you

Jordan
I bet you are

Jordan
omfg

Jordan
you're so lame ashley i swear

Me
okay the whole "you're lame for reading" has to stop

Me
I recall you calling me in tears after reading the percy jackson series

Jordan
THAT'S NOT FAIR ASHLEY

Jordan
THAT WAS THE ONLY BOOK SERIES THAT WAS WORTH MY TIME

Jordan
UNLIKE YOUR FAVORITE BOOK

Jordan
THE ONLY SERIES YOU EVER GOT THROUGH WAS TWILIGHT

Jordan
AND YOU FANTASIZED ABOUT EDWARD CULLEN THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING

Me
LIKE YOU WOULDN'T

Jordan
he's like 2008 so no

Jordan
he doesn't reach my standards

Me
And who does

Jordan
Robert Downey Jr

Me
I forgot you were into men that needed Viagra for their testosterone

Jordan
you can't even say he's not attractive for someone who's almost 60

Jordan
you know what you can't even talk

Jordan
you still think Taylor Lautner is hot

Me
HE WAS HOT

Jordan
yeah

Jordan
he was hot