"It's not a party, it's a barbecue for Los Santos in someone's backyard." Oscar explained to Tati. "Only drunk uncles and a bunch of kids. No random strangers." Tatiana just stared at him from the other side of the bed.
"I'll get my shoes." She told him. "If your weird ass tía talks shit again, I'm—"
"She's not invited." Oscar stated. "She did too much last time, so they didn't invite her this time."
Tatiana hummed and jumped up once she had her shoes on. "Can I drive?"
"No." Tatiana smacked her lips and tried to punch Oscar's arm, but he ran out of the house.
Tatiana just walked out once she got her phone and the house keys. "You're a little puto."
"Says the short one." Oscar teased, dangling the keys above Tatiana because he knew she wouldn't be able to get them.
Tatiana pouted and just held Oscar's arm as they walked to the impala. "I let you drive my car."
"Sí, pero..." Oscar looked up in thought, then just shrugged, "no sé."
Tatiana hummed and let Oscar open the door so she could get in. "Again, eres un puto." Oscar just smiled at her and went to the driver's side. "Did Marianna have her baby yet?"
"Probably, why?"
"I told her I would kidnap the him when he came." Tatiana stated. She noticed how far away she was, so instead of sitting in the passenger seat, she moved to sit in the middle. Oscar glanced down at her with a weirded out expression and just put his hand on her thigh before turning back to the road. "I hope they made tacos."
"They're Mexican." Oscar stated.
Tatiana gasped and lookup up to Oscar. "No, I thought they were Caucasian." She said sarcastically. "Keep driving, baldy." Tatiana turned Oscar's head back to the road and started messing with the radio until they pulled up to the house. Everyone was in the backyard, but the music they were blasting echoed down the street.
There was only a few kids in the front yard and they were fighting in the grass while a teenager was on the porch scrolling through his phone. "Are they even in your family?"
Oscar shook his head and kept walking towards the backyard. "Ay, mi sobrina!" One of Oscar's aunt exclaimed, knocking over her chair as she stood up and ran over to squeeze the life out of Tatiana. "Te extraño mucho!" She exclaimed, ignoring Oscar as all her kids came following behind her.
"She's not even related." Oscar stated, all salty that his family was ignoring him. One of her kids, the youngest, came wadling over and lifted her arms up so Oscar would pick her up.
"Because you look like a roach." One of her kids commented. The baby nodded with a pacifier in her mouth, and then reached out to Tatiana, trying to get away from Oscar.
Oscar hummed as Tatiana took the baby, then was dragged away by his aunt to where the food was. "They really ain't shit."
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Throughout the entire party, Tatiana was swarmed with kids, and she finally got left alone with one baby when Oscar came over. "Mira, he looks like you when you were a baby." Tatiana lifted up the baby so he was standing and faced him towards Oscar. The baby got intrigued and reached out to touch a tattoo, but he missed.
Oscar scrunched his face up and threw his arm over the back of Tatiana's chair. "I wasn't this big."
"True, era más gordo." Tatiana squeezed Oscar's cheek and talked in a baby voice, making the baby on her lap laugh hysterically. "Tú también, gordito."
Oscar watched Tatiana tickle the baby with a small smile on his face, then watched as the baby flopped and his head went face first into her chest. "Aye, those are mine." Oscar moved the baby's face away, but his hands went to Tatiana shirt until Oscar pulled the baby away.
"Hey, give me back my baby." Tatiana reached out for the baby, but now he was mesmerized by the Santos Cross tattoo on Oscar's neck. "Eres un traidor."
The baby smiled at Tatiana, then turned back to play with Oscar's necklace and tattoos. "You think our kids will be this chubby?"
"If they have your appetite, yes." Oscar glared at Tatiana, making her tilt her head with a small smile. "Don't fight me on this. You ate like 20 tacos in 10 minutes."
Oscar's glare disappeared, but he continued staring at her. "They were good."
"I know, I could tell by the mess you made."
A gasp came from behind the two, so they turned around to see one of Oscar's cousins who was around Cesar's age. "Oh my God, are you guys having a baby?" She exclaimed. "Ma! Spooky está teniendo un bebé!"
Tatiana and Oscar looked at each other confused as she ran inside the house to find her mom, but everyone was already looking at the two. "Sometimes, I just wanna snap her neck, like—" Oscar made aggressive motions with his hands, making the baby giggle.
"Él está loco. Right, gordito?" The baby just giggled and looked up at Tatiana and Oscar with his hand in his mouth. "He gets it."
