My Chemical Anaconda

03

"what hte fuck??!?!? i thought u said it was open twenty four hours?!?!" nicki yelled.

"u can't trust me with google maps ok!!!" frank shot back, tears welling up in his eyes.

"ugh i kno tht now," she scowled. he apologized quiety and wiped his eyes with his sweatshirt sleeve. "are u crying emo boy??" she demanded.

he whimpered, "no."

"listen fuckboy, im sorry 4 screechin at u," the queen said softly, taking his hand in hers. "but u don't have to b such a pissbaby :/"

"i'm sorry too," frank replied.

onika smiled @ him and squeezed his hand. "wanna just go back 2 ur place and drink some keriug shit?"

"ok."

after they reached frank's trashy and ghetto apartment, he turned on the coffee maker and put in a french roast keriug cup. he sat down with nicki at the kitchen table and they chatted while the coffee was brewing.

"so, what bands do u like?" frank asked, praying that she would answer misfits or something.

an: danzig is way better than graves js

"uuuum ya know the spice girls, drake, diana ross, lil wayne, lauryn hill, jadakiss, natasha bedingfield, foxy brown and missy elliott."

he let out a small sigh. whatever, she was still hot.

"OHJ!!!!1!!" she schreeched, "and the smiths."

an: i don't know if nicki minaj likes the spice girls or the smiths, this is a work of fiction

he silently thanked god, jesus, and chuck e cheese.

"i love the smiths," frank smiled.

"me too. is that coffee ready?"

they had been talking for like 10 mintues and when he got up to check on it, the coffee had evaporated.

an: coffee probably can't evaporate like that and definitely not in 10 minutes

"damn boy u just keep fucking up, huh?"

"i'm so sorry nicki, i didn't mean to. u hate me. i'm emo and ugly and stupid and i can't even make fucking coffee."

onika sighed, "i don't hate u, but i am kind of pissed off because u wasted a lot of my time." frank bit his lip to keep from crying. fuck, he was such a fucking crybaby. "i'm gonna go, i'll txt u later, okay?" he nodded, taking one last look at her big fat ass walking out the door.