Percy Jackson Jokes

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1. Leo: I can make fire out of thin air!

Frank: I can turn into different animals!

Percy: I can breathe underwater, create water out of nowhere, can bend it and can create huricanes!

Piper: I can convince people to do what I want them to do with my charmspeak!

Hazel: I can make valuable jewels appear and can navigate underground!

Nico: I can summon the dead!

Jason: I can fly and shoot lightning!

Annabeth: I can........I can be smart?

2. Piper: I can speak French!

Jason: I can speak Latin!

Leo: I can speak Spanish!

Frank: I can speak Chinese!

Percy: I can speak...horse

Percy: Also fish...

3. Percy: Um... Annabeth, we have to break up...

Annabeth: What! Why!

Percy: I really don't like your name

Annabeth: Excuse me!

Percy: Particularly your last name.

Annabeth: *angry* What's wrong with my last name!

Percy: I don't know maybe you should change it

Annabeth: Change it? Change it to what? 

Percy: Jackson *walks away*

Annabeth: Did you just...

Annabeth: Did you just propose to me!

Annabeth: DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME

Annabeth: ARE YOU SMIRKING!

Annabeth: COME BACK HERE PERCY JACKSON!

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