More Percy Jackson Jokes

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Annabeth: Hey Percy wanna watch the game?

Percy: Sure, who's playing?

Annabeth: The titans and the Giants...

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: I hate football...

2.

Percy Jackson Pick up Lines

Hazel: You're worth more than gold baby.

Frank: Girl, you make me turn into an animal

Jason: When I'm around you sparks fly

Piper: Baby, you're charming

Leo: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Nico: You're drop dead gorgeous

Annabeth: Recent studies say we should be together!

Percy: Hi, I'm Percy Jackson.

3.

Friend: Have you seen the Percy Jackson movies?

Me: Yeah

Friend: Aren't they amazing!!

Me: I stared at my friend as though she said, I need to go eat a large smelly boot! - Percy Jackson (Battle of the Labyrinth)

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