Percy Jackson Jokes

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Annabeth: Camp Half Blood is the only safe place for demigods.

Gods: About that...



Kronos: Luke Castellan is mine!!! His body will burn as I become my true form!

Percy: Luke...

Percy: Eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry

Percy: Better?

Luke: Better.






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