One by One

1 | Day One | 6:00pm

Unknown changed chat name to 'Welcome'
Unknown added mh
Unknown added Riley Matthews
Unknown added Lucas Friar
Unknown added Zay
Unknown added Minkus Farkle
Unknown added Isadora Smackle

Unknown:
Hey.

mh:
tf is this

Zay:
tf are you?

Riley Matthews:
Hey! Who are you guys?

Lucas Friar:
Who added me?

Zay:
like ? idk any of you

Minkus Farkle:
Me neither, and I'm aquatinted with approximately 3/4 of New York's median population.
Are any of you conversant with Minkus International, founded in 1972?

mh:
yes my king! i must know many things about you!
what is the name of your first pet?
what is your mother's maiden name?
Where did you go to high school?
what is the name of the city you were born in?

Zay:
girl, i dont know a single thing about you but i can tell you diabolical as FUCK

mh:
the perks of being known as society's #1 reject

Riley Matthews:
Wait! Aren't you the ones who make our super cool phones?!

Minkus Farkle:
Correct.
Along with almost all technological products in modern society

Zay:
oh shit then follow my insta @.zaybab

mh:
..ur pathetic

Riley Matthews:
No need for the name calling! Be nice please :)

Lucas Friar:
I agree ^^

mh:
i already can't stand u.
starting a petition to exterminate the moral compass and his sidekick.

Zay:
where do i sign

Riley Matthews:
:O
Well I for one am happy to meet you guys!

Minkus Farkle:
Ditto, I suppose.
Do you people earn at least 300K annually?

Lucas Friar:
I wish. Hopefully some day I can earn as much as a Veterinarian or a Zoologist :D

Riley Matthews:
That sounds cool!! Hope you can achieve it someday

mh:
one more comment like that and i jump

Zay:
with all due respect, i cant stand any of you. im leaving this chat

mh:
hoes be mad

Zay:
i-
you literally want to kill everyone in this group chat in just the span of 5 minutes

mh:
hoes be mad x2

Riley Matthews:
This group chat seems nice! Maybe we can stay and become friends :)

mh:
Sounds nice, Lollipop. cant wait to be tortured by u and ur boyfriend.

Lucas Friar:
She's not my girlfriend! We don't even know each other..

Zay:
you don't say.

mh:
oh my god im leaving
bye dipshits

Riley Matthews:
Bye! :)

Zay:
🤦🏾‍♂️

mh:
what the fuck

Zay:
weren't you leaving..?

mh:
about that
i cant

Riley Matthews:
Told you you'd like this chat!

mh:
i mean it
i cant

Zay:
wait the bitch is right i cant leave either.

mh:
istg im gonna vore you

Zay:
🙈

Minkus Farkle:
What do you mean. Just click the leave group chat button.

mh:
..ur a genius i cant believe i didnt think about that sooner. no wonder why ur family company is worth billions of dollars

Minkus Farkle:
I percept a scanty quantity of sarcasm in your sentence.

Zay:
nah i doubt it.

Lucas Friar:
Guys, I keep clicking the button but it keeps on saying 'error'

Minkus Farkle:
Are you sure you know how to use a phone?

Lucas Friar:
I actually teach older fellows how to use technology on Mondays and Wednesdays :)

Zay:
oo cool maybe you can teach my pops because he's a nightmare to be around when he's around the tv.

Lucas Friar:
The lessons are at 5pm! I can send you the information later if you want

mh:
guys
are u dumbasses blind enough to see that theres a PROBLEM here,,

Riley Matthews:
Yes! The problem is that you hate fun :/

mh:
oh damn u got me there.
wanna go graffiti a park later so u can then teach me how to play duck duck goose?

Riley Matthews:
..Like a date??

mh:
yes.
we can go somewhere secluded where no one else is around.
maybe near a river so people cant hear us and things will be easier to .. hide.

Riley Matthews:
..Now I don't mean to assume the worst but it kinda sounds like you want to kill me

mh:
omg honey ofc not :O

Riley Matthews:
Oh, okay!!

Zay:
Sweetie..she's gonna murder you 100%
anyways
what now??

Minkus Farkle:
You Middle-Class shouldn't fret too much. I assume it is just some glitch in the app or some of the sort.

mh:
ok.
first of all, im in poverty so shut the fuck up

Zay:
idk man.. something seems really sketchy here.

Unknown:
You're Right, Zay.