One by One

17 | Day Four | 2:00pm

Unknown added Bassett-Minkus Jennifer
Unknown added Vannessa
Unknown added Topanga Matthews
Unknown added Meredith
Unknown added John

Topanga Matthews:
What the hell is this 🙄

Topanga Matthews left

Zay:
??????

mh:
uh
how the fuck did she do that

Zay:
did she just-

Isadora Smackle:
Was that always possible?

Minkus Farkle:
.. Definitely not.

Riley Matthews:
OH MY GOD
DID YOU KILL HER?!!?!

Unknown:
I.... Did Nothing..
I Have No Idea How She Managed To Do That.

mh:
riley i dont mean to alarm u but ur mother might be god

Zay:
we stan a Powerful Woman™️

Vanessa:
I thought I was the the only powerful woman in your life, Zay? 😒

Zay:
of course babe. only you and michelle obama own me 😌

Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Is this the direct, automated communications system to the White House?

mh:
no this is actually a kpop stan gc

Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Understood.
As in, Korean Projectile Operations Program?

Zay:
ma'am this is a wendy's drive thru..

Minkus Farkle:
Hello, Mrs. Minkus.

Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Greetings, son. Care to tell me why you are in this measly group chat instead of doing what you know you're supposed to be doing at the moment?

mh:
oh shit billionaire boy abt to get his ass beat

Zay:
by trillionaire mother 😳

Isadora Smackle:
What is he supposed to be doing right now?

mh:
did you mean: What is he supposed to be doing right now?

Riley Matthews:
I don't think it's the best time to be mocking the most powerful woman in America ..

Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Anyways,
Since it seems as though my son and you people have gotten somewhat close in these past few days, I suppose I can disclose.

mh:
whatever gets me a free phone

Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Ah, that is true.
Son, have you gifted your playmates complementary phones recently?

Minkus Farkle:
No, Mother ...

Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Of course you haven't.
You have been such a rebellious boy recently, especially when your father caught you sneaking into the security facility a couple of days ago.
How do you expect to the CEO of Minkus International next month if you can't step up to complete these simple tasks??

Riley Matthews:
I wouldn't really peg Farkle as the most rebellious in here...

mh:
no i think thats pretty spot on actually

Zay:
wait a second
we've been talking to the future ceo of the RICHEST COMPANY IN THE UNITED STATES?!?!?

mh:
idk i had a better time seeing Riley yesterday tbh
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Isadora Smackle:
Oh.

Minkus Farkle:
Okay.

Vanessa:
Interesting .

Zay:
what the fuck
its been FOUR DAYS 💀,,,

mh:
yh she just found my address and threw herself at me half naked 😳

Riley Matthews:
OH MY GOD.
LIES
HOW DID YOU GET THAT..

mh:
i found ur insta

Riley Matthews:
HOW?!

mh:
its kinda easy considering ur user has ur full name and so does ur insta @ ..

Riley Matthews:
Im going to change it .. >;(

mh:
omg guys she changed it to @.mhismydaddy 😳

Riley Matthews:
NO I DIDNT

Zay:
wow very subtle riley 😪

Vanessa:
.. Can someone explain what the hell kinda dumbass gc is this??