- Groupchat 'we fuckin dead' -
Isadora Smackle:
I am going to go ahead and add the new people so they can stay updated on the situation
mh:
do whatever u want bc ur cute
Isadora Smackle added Vanessa
Isadora Smackle added Bassett-Minkus Jennifer
Vanessa:
Another one of these stupid gcs? 🙄 I can't even leave the first one.
Zay:
haha,,,
well you see .. theres a funny reason for that
mh:
mhm. real hilarious 🤪🤪
Vanessa:
,,, Which is
??
Zay:
well ,,
you see
Zay has left
mh:
omg finally 🥳🥳🥳
Riley Matthews:
He isn't quite brave is he..
Vanessa:
Welcome to my life as his girlfriend 😒
mh:
he isn't even cute either im amazed at how u deal with him
Vanessa:
the burdens of being straight 🙄
mh:
speaking of being straight
..
im not @ rileymatthews
Riley Matthews:
I'm very, very aware.
mh:
then wHY WONT U LOVE ME BITCH
Isadora Smackle:
I can offer to love you.
mh:
nah its not the same 😔
Isadora Smackle:
Then perhaps you might reconsider some time later if we aren't brutally murdered by Unknown.
Vanessa:
IM SORRY??!?!
Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Did the educated young lady just say we would be killed?
mh:
no i said "then wHY WONT U LOVE ME BITCH"
Riley Matthews:
...
I apologize for..... her.
mh:
3
2
1
Riley Matthews:
Not it!
Isadora Smackle:
Not it.
mh:
NOT IT
FUCK THIS SHIT
Vanessa:
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE???
mh:
ok so basically that unknown dude who added u guys is actually a killer and his body count is up to 1 for now
but he makes us do some freaky challenges for his amusement and we're his lab rats and shit like that
u know
the usual.
Vanessa added Zay
Vanessa:
good news babe 😙
Zay:
..yes sweetie?
Vanessa:
you don't have to worry about Unknown killing you anymore because i'm gonna MURDER YOU.
what the fuck is wrong with you???
how could you add your own fucking girlfriend just to save yourself????
Riley Matthews:
Zay did the right thing, Vanessa.
If he didn't add someone important to him, the outcome would be the same either way :(
Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Is this why my son sneaked into the security facility?
mh:
pretty much
Isadora Smackle:
Farkle Minkus was only trying to help us.
Bassett-Minkus Jennifer:
Understood.
I suppose I should give him his technology back.
Zay:
..i'm going to be the first to say having a mother here is scary and awkward as hell.
mh:
agreed.
riley i am so happy ur mother is god and ditched us and left us to die
Riley Matthews:
It's not her fault! And it's not like we could tell her what's going on or she would be in danger too :(
She's one of the best lawyers in New York, we can't afford to lose her.
mh:
holy shit.
i cant believe it.
ur mother is THE!! Topanga fucking Matthews???
Riley Matthews:
Yeah! Not many people have her name, by the way.
How do you know her?
mh:
that beautiful, godly woman saved my life when i was 16.
i was vandalizing and trashing some old park but some bitchy patrol officer caught me and threatened to put me in jail for like 2 years bc it was my 3rd criminal offense.
worst fucking experience of my life.
Riley Matthews:
Oh my God.
New York Code 145, right???
mh:
...correct.
does that ring a bell or something?
Riley Matthews:
No :)
Vanessa:
wait, i just realized no one added Isadora and mh's friends.
Isadora Smackle:
Do not worry about that, they're simply fake people Farkle Minkus created with an IP Address.
Vanessa:
isn't that kinda risky? wouldn't the dude find out sooner or later?
mh:
nah doubt it. he's probably busy molesting rats or sumn
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One by One
Misteri / Thrillerin which a random group of people are added to a group chat by an anonymous person who tells them they'll have to follow some rules if they want to survive. inspired by @.valscarol on twitter
