He is His Excellency Zhi Li

Chapter 34. We Are Also Not Good People

Author: Angelina

Translator: chiangyushien, Renkun27

Proofreader: KainGuru

Today, Xia Jiazuo unexpectedly prepared a hot pot for everyone in the stronghold. He brought an electric stove, a pot and also a variety of dishes. Everyone gathered around it. The hot pot boiled with its fragrance wafting about. Chu Haoyu was stirring the pot with his chopsticks while saying: “Since we played with Ying Xiujie during the last National Holidays, we should go to my house for winter. I’m going to make you guys see what’s the true essence of boobies! Come to think of it, it seems Zhi Li hasn’t been to my house for a long time.”

“Zhi Li has been to your house?!” Gong Zhu asked with his eyes opened wide. Chu Haoyu had anticipated this kind of meddlesomeness.

“Yes, of course. It was when we were in senior high school. We even talked about the shapes and sizes of boobs together.”

These words made everyone look at him with doubt. Even Zhou Xinhe said: “Haoyu, are you telling the truth?”

Chu Haoyu was dejected: “He threw all of the discs at my head and doodled on the exposed posters that I posted in the guest room where he slept. I even gave him a warm pillow out of hospitality and I wanted to entertain him well, too.”

“Isn’t that a bit too much? Did you get angry?” asked Xia Jiazuo.

“Get angry for what?” Chu Haoyu was at a loss as he asked.

Xia Jiazuo looked at this group in disbelief: “You’ve all been cursed by Zhi Li, right?”

Chu Haoyu laughed like a fool and scratched his head: “Brutally cursed.”

“You’ve been beaten by Zhi Li, too, am I right?”

Ying Xiu Jie also laughed like a fool and scratched his head: “Brutally beaten.”

“Then, since it’s like this, why do you still want to stay with him? Is it because he’s so powerful that you guys are scared to go against him? In my opinion, he’s so terrible. Have you all been living in fear? Even if Zhi Li isn’t here, it doesn’t matter. Just like now, doesn’t it feel so good? Isn’t everyone happier when you’re with me? I feel so sad because Zhi Li doesn’t like me. It’s good that I’m not here when he’s here. I don’t like violence. Anyway, Zhi Li doesn’t seem to come here, nor does he want to have a good relationship with you guys either. Isn’t it that he really makes things difficult for everyone? He doesn’t seem to force you guys to take sides, isn’t this a good opportunity? Break away from Zhi Li.”

When Xia Jiazuo finished sharing his opinion, everyone’s chopsticks stopped.

After a long time, Chu Haoyu put down his chopsticks: “Even though you give me these things, I’m very happy, because why not? It’s free. If you really want to make friends, to be honest, I don’t mind. But if you want to replace Zhi Li, I’m sorry but you don’t have this qualification yet.”

“Haoyu, you…”

“I… have been very obsessed with women’s breasts since senior high school and I didn’t care much about my image. Everyday my hair looked greasy and my face was oily. I wore thick and heavy glasses and dressed very slovenly. I only knew how to hold those kind of books in my embrace and indulge in my own world all day long. All of the girls and boys in our class thought that I was a pervert. My only dream was indeed to be a pervert. No one understood me, and they even told our teacher. At that time, our senior high school was very strict about these things. Although I secretly brought it in, our teacher was still able to capture a lot of my books. In the end, the teacher threw those books at my face and said, ‘I feel sick seeing people like you.’ But one day, Zhi Li came to me with a thick stack of H books that had been captured by our teacher. Originally, our teacher told him to throw it away, but he was too lazy to go to the trash can and when he was about to leave, he told me: ‘Even if you want to be a pervert, you don’t have to look so wretched.’ I gained strength from it. He showed me the way of life. From then on, I changed my appearance and became handsome, cheerful and willing to interact with others. I also got more friends. Although I always talk about boobs, those girls in my class would just blush and laugh.” It turned out that Chu Haoyu and Zhi Li also had such a very perverted memory. To one’s surprise, the main reason why Chu Haoyu now could be so open and could go overboard was because of Zhi Li!!!