Rayman crackfic

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Once upon a time there was a magical kingdom called Tacotopia. and in this kingdom there was a weird short blue guy that had an ugly car.

There was also a princess named Estelia. there was also a magical talking rat that lived in a barrel of cheese.

One day the weird blue guy went to a Estelia's room. he knocked on the door and she opened

it .

"Greetings princess" he said.

"What do you want"

"Go sit on the bed"

"Why"

"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DEARIE" he screamed.

So estelia sat on the bed. Then the blue guy took out a bottle full of sleeping potion and she fell over weird.

For some reason there is a barrel in her room. that barrel was where the magical talking rat lived. the rat climbed out and bit the wizard dudes heel.

"YOW" he said. He left the room and locked the door. He hid the keys in a conveniently placed flower pot that was right next to the door. No one would ever find it there.

Meanwhile all the dudes in the kingdom were playing Uno. the rat went into the room that they were playing in. He found Rayman, globox, and raymesis.

okay by now you can tell that this is totally not Rayman Legends. definitely. back to the story

The rat went up to Rayman.

"SQUEAK" said the rat.

"Go away filthy vermin" said Rayman.

" Excuse me sir but you have no arms or legs!!!!!"

"Less bones to break." Said Rayman, not looking away from his game.

"I DONT FRICKING CARE! YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE PRINCESS!"

"IS IT BETILLA" screamed Rayman.

" no"

"oh then why can't you do it?"

"Cuz I'm even shorter than you which is sayin something. NOW COME ON YOU LAZY LIMBLESS NUMBSKULL"

So after a lot of arguing that rat led RaymAn up to Estelia's room.

"Why am I here again" said Rayman

"Cuz she's locked in there stupid"

"betilla?"

"no estelia."

"Oh yeah okay then." Rayman pulled the very well hidden keys out of the flower pot. He unlocked the door.

Estelia was still asleep in a really uncomfortable looking position.

"Uh do I have to do the thing" asked Rayman.

"No because that's a stupid Disney cliche."

" then how do I wake her up"

"Use your small shriveled brain"

"Idea spark" said Rayman. He pulled a megaphone out of nowhere cuz that kind of logic is allowed in Tacotopia. Obviously.

"WAKE UP" he screamed.

.....

I have a strange feeling of deja Vu

NYAHAHAHAAHHAA

*v*

Ahem

"AAHH" screamed Estelia. "Oh hi why are you in my room"

"The stupid magician put a sleeping spell on you." Said the rat.

"That's dumb." She said. "Lets go."

Later

"WE ARE GOING TO GET REVENGE ON THE MAGICIAN"

"Okay bye" said the rat and he exploded.there was a small explosion mark on the ground.

The magician was in his super secret hideout that had a neon light sign above it that said no evil in here smiley face smiley face

They went inside the hideout.

"Oh! Visitors!" Said the magician. "Oh it's you guys..."

"talk!" said estelia.

"wut" said the son of a gun who is now both my least favorite charcter AND my favorite character plz dont ask.

"why did u do it?" said rayman who was only there for backup cuz he actually wanted to go see his girlfriend betilla nyaha.

"wut" the magician said again.

'THE POTION" screamed estelia.

"oh yeah that... uh i dunno i just felt like it because im the biggest butthead in the world."

this is so much better than the original story XD

"okay that seems legit im gonna go-" started rayman.

"I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU" SAID ESTELIA oops caps lock

"MAKE MEH NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA" said the magician and then he strted running really slowly because he is rewally smol

'OMHG DADTYDYUYYYY COME KILL THIS SON OF A GUN FOR ME PWEEAWEEES" she screamed. the guards stopped him before he even got up the stairs. estelia explained his evil plan while rayman stood awkardly not want ing to be there.

l8r

the magician -who's new name is eugene- was banished from tacotopia for all eternity. tacotopia was happy again. mostly.

moral of the story

if there is a book written by tsundere toaster it is most likely based around rayman legends.