Rayman crackfic

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Ales Mansay ran all the way back to the capitol where hew had just been 5 minutes ago.

"PRINCESS TOASTER" he yelled. "I HAVE A MUCH MORE IMPROTANT QUESTION TO ASK YOU!!!!!"

Toaster used hyperspeed to run out of castle grounds. "What is it?"

"Does Mr dark live in the glade?" asked ales.

"No because original rayman is too terribly animated to go there." said Toaster. "I banished them to Error because they all look glitched like the island."

"You have a very valid point." said ales. "Where can i find Error?"

"Heck if i know, its always drifting around the ocean."

"Hmm..." Then ales got an idea. "Okay, thanks bye again."

LATER

Ales was now cosplaying as grand minimus. he looked almost exactly the same because most teensies are super generic. He went back to the kingdom of the glade and found rayman.

playing uno.

"Uhh hey rayman!" he said.

"OH hey grand minimus." said Rayman.

"Do you know where i can find a mosquito"

All of a sudden a mosquito randomly appeared next to him.

"Oh nvm bye now loser- i mean rayman" said Ales, quickly jumping on mozzy and flying away.

"Alright you filthy insect, lets go find mr dark!" fortunately for ales, the mosquitoes were mindless AIs.

LATER

After a long time of flying above the ocean, ales saw something weird. It was an island.but it wasnt the island that was weird.. it was the people on it.

like this guy

Ales shuddered, flying down to the island but being careful to avoid the weird people.

All of a sudden he felt a shock. Ales looked in a random mirror next to him and screamed.

"OH MY GOSH WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO ME" he screamed.

"Youre becoming one of us now." said a teensy that looked even scarier than he did. "Warped, deformed. Everyone here looks like that. We belong on this wretched island, as do you."

"Uh how can i like NOT look as ugly as you" said ales.

"The only way is by leaving the island. But thats impossible, for there is a barrier keeping us trapped here for eternity."

"Well thats dark," said Ales. dark, he remembered. "Welp seeya round." he walked away.

Where could Mr Dark be? he thought. Suddenly he tripped on a creepy magical looking box. It had weird gibberish inscriptions on it:

hdfewuafswriwsgfo8wegluirhtl23hgqbvfuiweguity

bvfuhqf8y8pk4ghcuisbhlfihi3ejhrfiowqjodrj3wour

gfeyqkh3oi4fgc87bor78fekxjmr9ymicwlm dwx8u

u;8frehrchihidehwfhcwefihew4u9iruo32owdilew

"Oh okay then." said Ales. He smashed the box by throwing it on the ground.

"AHAHAHAJHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAJHAHA!!!!!!" he heard. Mr dark appeared out of the pieces of the smashed box.

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed ales. "IZ CHUUUU"

"uh hi." said Mr dark.

"OMG CHU SAID HAI TO MEEEEE ONII CHAAAANNNNNNN NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"

"Uh, thanks for letting me out." said mr dark. "Is there anything i can do to return ze favor"

Ales knelt down.

"TEACH MUAH YOUR WAYS!!" he said.

"Okay so here's what chu gotta do:

1. Capture all the electoons again to create an entirely new adventure revolving around u.

2. While raycrap is saving them all, which trust me will take forever, you overthrow polokus.

3. once youre the ruler of the glade, move on to the rest of tacotopia.

4. Once tacotopia's done, move on to THE PITS, Animenia, and so on."

"But... that would make me lose my only fan..." said Ales.

"Oh."

"And it would make Princess Bonnie mad at me which i would not like to happen..."

"Oh." Mr Dark thought about this. "How about just the glade?"

"OMG MR DARK CHU ARE A GENIUSSSS KAWAII DESSSSUuUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ales. "Now how do we get out of here?"

"Do not worry, psycho fangirl. I can cast a spell to destroy the barrier so we will all have decent animation again!"

i am the globgogabgalab

the shwabbledabblewabblegabbleflibbabludderblad

im full of shwimblly glimb-a-kind

i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

shabbledabbleglibberglabber

shwibelswebglab

nibbledappleshibbleshwabble

glibberglabshwab

shabbledabbleglibberglabber

shwibelswebDAB

dibbledabbleshibbleshabble

glibashwabglab

MMM HAHA

SPLENDID

SIMPLY DELICIOUS

i am the globgogabgalab

the shwabbledabblewabblegabbleflibbabludderblad

im full of shwimblly glimb-a-kind

i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

aaaaahhhhhh!

Suddenly the gray, red, and yellowish-pukey colored sky turned blue. The barrier was gone! Ales did not look ugly anymore.

and mr dark looked decent too i guess.

" ahahahaha you foolish blue blob" said mr dark.

"wat" said ales.

"you and your puny-well-animated world have fallen tight into my trap!"

"BUT...." said ales. "I SET YOU FREE!"

"Yes, and you have gotten me one step closer to my goal- TAKNG OVER ALL OF ARANDRIA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAA!"

"OH NO THE INFAMOUS DOUBLE CROSS!" said ales. "BUT I CAN DO A DOUBLE CROSS TOO YOU KNOW. I DID IN RAYMAN ORIGINS!! IN THE LEVEL 'THE REVEAL!'"

"GAH! Do not speak of that ridiculous reboot!" said mr. dark.

"DUDE, DEAL WITH IT! OUT WITH THE OLD!" ales was starting to get mad now.

"NO. OUT WITH THE NEW!!" he laughed. "I AM MODIFYING ONE-LINERS LIKE A PRO!!"

Then, Mr Dark vanished in a whirlwind if darkness. (logic.)

"Well crap.." said Ales.

to be continued