Rayman crackfic

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ALES oops

Ales jumped onto the mosquito again. He flew it all the way back to the glade. But it was too late. Mr Dark was already there.

then he took over tacotopia.

Toaster our brave hero thought

"Omg what are we gonna do ?" And suddenly her trusty pal. Dough came to her assistance.

"I thought you said you'd never help me after the war" said toaster perplexed

"That doesn't matter anymore that was a long time ago"

"Let's go stop Mr. Dark" yelled dough

Me dark cackled happily as toaster tried to stop his army of ikea workers.

"They're too strong and they keep trying to give me directions" said toaster

"Never fear I known their one weakness"

"A MAP"

"NOOOO LET US ASSIST YOU!" Yelled the ikea workers in pain. As they died a horrendous death they yelled

"c-come a-a-again sooooon"

"Thank you dough" but as toaster turned to dough, dough had transformed into bread.

"I'm not the dough you once knew I am bread"

Toaster blushed in surprise

"Let's go take out Mr dark" said bread stoically

"H-how are g-gonna beat him" said toaster flustered

"With the power of love" said bread

the end