Rayman crackfic

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lets do a quick recap of part 2:

1. taiquondeiysha died.

2. rayman had sense again.

3. betilla stopped eating ice cream.

4. it ended with the part breaking the fourth wall.

5. eugene's name is actually ales mansay.

hot dog

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Another beeeaaaauuutiful day in tacotopia! nothing could possibly happen because eugene i mean ales was in jail.

BUT OF COURSE HE FINDS A WAY OUT

BECAUSE AT TACOTOPIA'S JAIL, THEY PUT SHOVELS IN THE JAIL CELLS BECAUSE SECRETLY, THE RULER OF THIS KINDGOM PRINCESS TOASTER LIKED ALL THE VILLAINS SO SHE GAVE THEM A WAY OUT ON PURPOSE. THE OTHER RULER, CAM NOTHINGNESS, FOUND THIS COMPLETELY ABSURD BUT DID NOT REALLY CARE BECAUSE PRINCESS TOASTER WAS HIGHLY SUPERIOR. PLUS CAM GETS THE TITLE OF NOTHINGNESS.

ahem

So Ales, as did every other villain that went to jail, dug his way out of jail. most of the guards saw him but didnt really try to stop him because they all knew he was toaster's favorite character.

(if it isnt already obvious im 'princess toaster')

im listening to this song right now ignore the cringey thumbnail

ANYWAY

so yeah Ales got out. then he went to the kingdom literally a few yards away from the kingdom of the glade, aka the capitol of Tacotopia.

this is getting confusing

i need to make this more clear

OKAY SO...

hold on

so tacotopia is a continent, neighboring THE PITS. the capitol kingdom aka where princess toaster, the ruler of all the land lives, is just called kingdom of tacotopia since it is the capitol. Kingdom of the Glade, where all the rayman characetrs live, is where the story has been taking place.

im sorry i was not clear about that at all

okay so they had been in kingdom of the glade the whole time. got it?

good lets get back to the story.

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So Ales broke out of jail and went to the capitol to ask princess toaster a very important question.

when he got to the capitol he was greeted by toaster's good friend Wolf.

(she does not have wattpad btw i took wolf from her minecraft username ThunderWolf)

"Hallo there, short blue person!" she said. "What do you want"

"For the record," said Ales. "My name is not short blue person. Its Ales Mansay. And i am here to see princess toaster."

"Oh okay come on." said Wolf leading him into the castle. They stopped outside a door that had a sign on it that said 'GO AWAY'.

"Princess Toaster is not a people person." said Wolf. "But seeing that you are not a person, im sure that will be ay-okay." She knocked on the door.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT" screamed toaster.

"hi its wolf" she said.

"OH HEY. WHAT IS IT" replied toaster, still screaming.

"Some dude is here to see you."

"WHO IS IT"

"Alex Mandarin." said Wolf.

"WHAT"

"ITS ALES MANSAY!" yelled ales.

"OMG COME IN" screamed toaster, throwing a rock at the door, which achieved absolutely nothing because it swung in from the other side.

Ales and Wolf walked in. Toaster was sitting on a super tiny stool reading a rayman origins manga yes that exists. it does now.

also she was cosplaying as ales cuz as i said before HE'S HER FAVORITE CHARACTER.

but alas, ales is the mr dark fan

but oh well idc

nyahahahahaha

"Oh hi there." said toaster, throwing her manga somewhere on the floor. Or maybe it hit catbug as he was walking into the room. That was probably the case because they all heard a random "OOOOOOWOWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIEIEEEEE" when she threw it.

"Omg catbug what do you want" said toaster.

"You are sooo mean" said catbug, who was also cosplaying as Ruby Rose.

"AT LEAST I INCLUDED YOU IN THIS ONE U SHULD BE MORE GRATEFUL ahem. catbug, we have visitors."

"Omg toaster its that guy youre cosplaying as" said catbug. "u like him or someth-"

"SHUT UP CATBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Toaster. "JUST GO AWAY."

"Okay i will go watch my creepy horror anime gaming stuff" catbug left.

"Okay sorry about that." said Toaster. "What do you need?"

"I came to ask you a very important question!" said Ales.

"And what is that?" said Toaster.

"Why did you put shovels in the jail cells?"

"Because the villains are the best characters."

"Oh okay then." said Ales. "That was all. Bye now"

"Okay bye." said Toaster and went back to reading her rayman origins crap.

Ales's answer was solved. All was well.

But then he started to wonder..

What am i going to do now?

OH WAIT I KNOW

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