a lovely day in the exotic kingdom of tacotopia! sun shining, birds singing, flowers blooming! But in tacotopia's neighboring kingdom, THE PITS, trouble was brewing!
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"Uh why am i here again" said master frown.
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"Youre going to help meh" said eugene. (remember the magicians new name is eugene)
"i never agreed to this"
"So here's teh plan." interrupted eugene. "We must cast a love spell on rayman so he will fall in love with estelia."
"What kind of evil plan is that" said master frown.
"Idk. Uh... it will make betilla sad. Perfect."
"Whos betilla" said master frown.
"my crush who is way out of my league cuz she's an all powerful nymph but she's dating rayman." said eugene.
"Why dont you just cast a spell on her then"
"Because i like to do things the hard way. Now come on just do what i do!" then the wizard turned himself into an old lady.
"IM pretty sure i cant do that." said master frown.
"I dont fricking care just come on." said Eugene who's disguise name was Granny LaLa.
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Meanwhile in tacotopia estelia and betilla were having a picanic. not a picnic a picanic. then suddenly granny lala walked up to them and started making dying sounds.
"HUH-AACCCKKCKKKKK GOOOOHOOOKOO Hello dears!!" she said. "I am Old Granny LaLa the third!!"
"Uhhh.... hi?" said estelia.
"I have been searching for prince rayman!" said granny lala.
"Uh he's not a prince he's my boyfriend" said betilla.
Soon i will be your boyfriend thought eugene/granny lala.
"Whatever where is he" asked granny lala.
"Um in the castle playing uno" said estelia.
"Okay thx bai nyahahah" said granny lala, walking off to the castle. then an emo looking guy followed after her muttering something offesive.
"plz halp" he said.
In the castle, rayman was playing uno with globox and raymesis. again. then granny lala and the mentally absued master frown burst through the doors.
"EAT SOFA" yelled granny lala, throwing something t(hat was definitely not a sofa) at rayman. It was the love potion. raymesis and globox slowly backed away then started to run as fast as they could to the nearest cursed ferry dock so they could sink on it.
cough
unfourtunately for eugene, estelia was still outside at her picanic, so the first thing rayman saw was an uno card.
Then he fell in love with the uno card, who rayman randomly named taiquondeiysha (pronounced tie-kwon-deesha).
"Omg taiquondeiysha..." said rayman. "how could i have been so blind all this time"
"Oh no!" said eugene, who was no longer granny lala. He grabbed taiquondeiysha.
"OH well this is easier anyway!" he started running. he used his weird flying contraption show in the level 'the reveal' to fly up to a very tall tower in the Himalayayayas.
"NUUUUU MAH LUV" screamed rayman. "I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO THE END OF THIS WORLD TAIQUONDEIYSHA!" RAyman ran out of the castle screaming gibberish to save taiquondeiysha. Just then the royale guards came in.
"ur under arrest!" said office brown. "Wait whos dat emo guy" he said pointing at master frown.
"Uh i honestly had no part in this he forced me to come along" said master frown.
"oh okay bye sir have a nice day." officer brown took eugene to the dungeons.
rest in peace.
all was well!
well not rlly
unfortunately for master frown, unikitty lived at this castle and he wanted to scream.
instead he did what any sensible person would do.
he activated self destruct.
then he respawned in THE PITS because there is no such thing as death in this world. The rat from part 1 is still alive in his magic barrel of cheese.
anyway
meanwhile rayman was climbing up a mountain to save taiquondeiysha. then a dragon appeared. it looked like a mix between mettaton ex and godzilla.
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"hey tiger" said mettadragon.
"omg leave me alone you ugly chameleon" said rayman. mettadragon ran away crying and ruining her mascara.
Finally, rayman reached the highest peak of the himalayayayas, where taiquondeiysha was lying on the floor of the tower. Such is the nature of inanimate objects. BUt rayman is an idiot and though it was dead.
"MY LOVE" he cried. "YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!!!!!!" then he randomly teleported back to the castle. the love spell wore off. "Uhhhh okay then" said rayman to himself. then he opened the door to the next room to see a super insane eyebleeding party.
"um" said rayman "Hi betilla"
"rayman please tell me what is going on" said betilla.
"I dont know"
"PLease let this chapter end"
BREAKING THE 4TH WALL NYAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
