Not lemon. not smut. not gross

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Huehuehue

You guys are in for a treat














Why are you reading this.























Domt even PRETEND like you havent read a smut before.







































Or a lemon


























































Or a one shot.






















Cause once you do,





























Your hooked.









































So why arent you reading those smuts on the homepage that wattpad recommended you?









Hm?












































Why are you reading this:




























Totally innocent,












Not Lemon,



























   
















Not smut,










































N O T  G R O S S  A T  A L L BOOK?
















































This is meaningless to your cravings












































So stop reading it.































NOW. GO READ YA GROSS NASTIES










































































































































































































Alrighty then.

















I warned you.



















If you wanna read smut that bad...
























ILL GIVE IT TO YAH.





















Here it comes




































Almost there..





























I waaaarned yooooou




























"Smut"




















There.

















You just read a smut.




























You got what you wanted.





























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