My True Life

me at 1st grade

Man!, How do i start this?
Hmm, would you believe me if i said i was a bully in 1st grade?, Oh!, You would?. Great. Because i WAS ACTUALLY a bully back then.

Like, one time, i was with my friends Dahyun and Rose, we we're at the bathroom, and then all the sudden when Dahyun did her business, i told Rose to push Dahyun hard at the bathroom floor until she fall and run. So, when Dahyun got out from the toilet, we pushed her, she fell, got an injury, and we FUCKING RUN AWAY.

Like, what was my 6-year old self thinking back then?!, Did i really thought it was gonna be funny idea?
Yeah, i did thought it was funny.

Also, i made a friend group, it has 2 friends: Dahyun and Rose. Also, i was a big fan of Monster High back then(i'm literally cringing so hard while writing this rn).
So, i decided, i was Draculaura
Dahyun was a fucking frankenstein
And Rose was a werewolf, honestly, they look like they we're having fun, but they could've faked it, so idk.

Oh!, I remember this one time where the girls become like the Avengers characters, and i wanted to be one, but they refused!, They said this
"Sorry, we're out of characters".
I was devastated(i think i spelled that wrong).

Did you know what i did until they we're done playing Avengers?, I became the girl who's bffs with boys.
I still remember who my guy bffs we're back then, it was Mark and BamBam. I had lunch with them. I played with the boys.
And when it's swimming lesson..time, the girls played, but!, I PLAYED CROCODILES WITH THE BOYS!,
I mean, there's nothing wrong with being friends with the boys. Like seriously, right now!, I wish i was like bffs with Jackson and Jinyoung. They are FUCKING fun, i'll tell you more about them at the next chapter.

Anyways, this one time it was swimming lesson, but i didn't swim that time( i forgot why). My friend Chaeyoung, was also not swimming that time. So i had the chance to play with her until the other students finished swimming.

But i didn't. I keep forcing her to be a character, like what the fuck?.
So, i accidentally stepped on her foot and i gave her an injury. Luckily(for her, not for me), Somi came back from swimming. Guess what?, Chaeyoung told Somi, Somi was dissappointed at me.

Somi was like..the good girl back then.

So i told what happened to Dahyun and Rose, and they we're like:
"BITCH!, YOU BETTER SAY SORRY WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!".

Also, i was actually good friends with Chaeyoung, but i was also good friends with Nayeon, and i usually hangout with Nayeon more often than i hangout with Chaeyoung, so she kinda get jealous and told Nayeon. And guess what, i lost them.
Like, they don't want to be friends with me anymore because i picked friends, and it's not fair.
I mean, i did picked friends, but..
It was too rude, like, you can't just-- do t--.

Okay, idek how to defend myself at this point, i did deserve that.༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

So then!, Nayeon made a new group which i will not tell in this story, haha.

Oh, and yes, i was girly in 1st grade, also really petty, and if i have a personality like 5th grade back in 1st grade, well, i will probably end up with boys. GOSH!, I REGRET EVERYTHING I DID IN 1ST GRADE!!, FUCK.

Anyways,i also remember when i was playing with Dahyun after school, there we're a couple of kids who we're running because of Taekwondo practice, so did you know what we called them?
'WHITE ARMY!!!!' and we will think they're bad guys, like we would try to save ourselves, lol wtf.
I was also really dramatic back then, so if i fall, i usually put my hands above my head like those kind of dramatic movies.

One time in class, i was hanging out with Nayeon, IU, Rose, and Nancy.
So, we started to have a singing battle, and i started first.
*(I'm cringing so hard irl)*
So, i started first, and i sang Let It Go in frozen, and i think it was Nancy who cut me while i was singing, and then the others started doing the same thing.
So i was pissed off by them, and i make them to do a proper apology to me because they cut me off.
So then they did, even though my voice was so~ bad, sounds like if you break 50 plates, that's what i sound like if i sing, a little piece of shit.

Okay, to me, this is the funniest story, but idk about you.
So i was playing with Nayeon, Dahyun, and Rose. Then, i showed Rose how to do a proper catwalk, and she did the catwalk. And for some reason, i was pissed off. So i challenged her that tomorrow, we will have a fashion show battle. And she accept the challenge.
Guess what?, It never happened, haha.

I remember this time we we're having a field trip, i of course sat with Dahyun and Rose, and i was in the middle, i used to think it was the best seat, but now, i think it as HELL FOR SOCIALIZATION.
Anyways, Rose sat near the window and Dahyun was the near the exit seat. So we we're having fun, like normal kids would do. And then, i forgot what happened, but Dahyun accidentally pushed me and my head hit Rose' tooth. I accused it was Dahyun's fault while it was my fault.

Yup, guess i was a little sneaky bitch back then, am i still the same now?, Idk(friends reading this, i demand you to not answer).
I also cried a lot when i was a kid, i mean, that's usual. But the reasons are not, i usually cry because Dahyun and Rose don't want to be friends with me anymore. So i always told my parents, and they we're mad at them, but it was actually just because of my fucking bitchy attitude. GOSH!.I WAS A SNAKE!.

Anyways, i think that's all, my hands are fucking cramping rn. So i'll stop.
And i think so far, this has been the longest chapter(part).

Also, please vote if you did enjoy this!.

K, bye!, I will not add picture, 'cause of my hands, bye!.