Oh My God!, Yesh! I finally got a topic to talk about. Also, i just realized that this is a title from Jaiden Animations' video, like...one of it, ok..check it out!
Yay!. Now, let's go to the topic shall we?
Hmm, *intense hmm*, HmmmHhmm, how many times you've been injured?, Or maybe..sick? Well, i'm more into getting sick than getting injured actually. And the sickness is both mentally and physically. The mentally is my depression, Endgame Depression. But let's focus on the Physically part.
Maybe for you getting sick in school days are the fucking best! But not for me, I LOVE SCHOOL, OK?!, So it's a bummer for me.
I usually get sick for weak reason, and that is also because i have a weak immune system. Like for example, yesterday i was sick( even though it's just a cough). And the reason was because... I didn't sleep with my blanket. People gets sick for a serious reason, i get sick because of my life choices, and some bullshit i do.So thank goodness i never had surgery before, just some few bullshit injuries and sickness-es. ಠ∀ಠ.
Oh wait, except that one injury that changed my whole life, i was burnt by a fucking HOT WATER that just got off the stove!. And here's how it happened:
So i was On My Way to the kitchen, because i wanna throw trash there, and then my mom walks and she got the pot of hot water off the stove, we we're getting close, and i accidentally bumped into her. And! My arm got burned by the hot water, my thigh as well. And my mom's hand. But i made a mistake, i shouldn't have touched the burned area because it'll make it worse.
And then it did got worst for the arm, the thigh is fine, but the arm was not.It heal for like a month only, but it hurts. My skin was like..ew. Even me, i was disgusted by it, i will NEVER recall that moment ever again, oh wait i already recalled it here, s h i t .
Well, here's some more TRAUMATIZING injuries incidents.
- When i was in my grandparents' house( visiting), i was sitting on the ground eating dinner, and then all the sudden i saw this fucking huge wasp that landed on my leg. My eyes grew widen, so then i slapped it, and before that, it stung me..because i moved my leg a little. The fucking wasp was panic.
Actually, i deserved that stung, i was being a brat to my grandparents anyway, bossing them around and shit. But man, it hurts y'know!, I cried hard...i thought it was gonna be the end of me!. But for God's sake, thank goodness my mom knew how to healed it.
- When i was an Idiot--i mean a kid, i played on one of those horses in my house, and played my horse too hard and too fast, so then i got flunged to the damn stairs and my nose bleed. My mom was mad at my dad because he was supposed to keep an eye on me. I cried, ofc! But they stopped the bleed and my cry. I've actually have more nose bleeds now, like i think i had 3 or 4. Idk the reason, lol.
- This also took place when i was a kid, but not too young, maybe 6 or 7 years old. Anyways, i was riding my two wheels bike, and since i can't ride a two wheel bike yet, my dad helped me. But then, i suddenly looked backwards, and then i fell. Luckily, i was wearing my helmet. But then, i fell again, because i was playing some shit around, i hit my elbow. It bleed badly, i of course cried, hard. I still have the scars now, it's really seen.
- so this took place in one of my kindergarten classes, i think it was art, idk though. So i wanted to grab a pen, but then for some reason, i scarred my whole hand with the fucking pen. Idk how i did that to myself, i didn't cried, i just screamed. The teacher took me to the nurse. The bleed was pretty big too, a lot of blood
Anyways, that's all the shit for today, and i WILL write more often. K, here's dad joke of the chapter:
'what did the ocean said to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just Waved'Adios amigos! ⊂((・▽・))⊃
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My True Life
RandomThis is inspired by:sugaryoonji. This is a book filled with stories of my true life :D This contains swearing (only on the earlier chapters), so if you don't feel comfortable, then don't read this. I will also use undercover names for my friends. Th...