My True Life

kindergarten stories

Have you run out of ideas on what to write in your stories?, Because i have!, So i decided to write about school, yay, enjoy or whatever.
K!, I need to shut the fuck up and start this!, Let's get started!.

So i went to two kindergartens, i used to live in Jakarta, and i went to kindergarten there, so here are some stories!. Ever wonder why i'm so fluent in English?, Well my mom teach me English since i was four years old, she never teach me Indonesian(my language), so i got really stupid in Indonesian.
Like this one time the teacher asked me what colour it was( it was Green), and i answered it in English rather than in Indonesian, then she stopped asking me. Yeah...fuck me. Also, i was
REALLY weird in kindergarten, because i used to hit EVERY SINGLE STUDENTS'S head whenever i got a new bottle drink, and the teacher always asks my mom that if i got a new bottle drink, because i always do that... There's also this one friend who used to bite me because she was pissed off, like we fought over a book, then she bit me. I didn't know how to do self-defense back then, but now, i do. I would've like, punched her or whatever, i got that book first!, But she was like pissed off because i got it first, so she bit me, that's the story.
F U C K Y O U B I T C H!, That's what i would say to her if i ever met her again. So then yeah, that's the Jakarta kindergarten stories!.
So then we moved to the city i'm living in right now, and i went to a kindergarten that is really near my house, so i never got late. Except that one time, it's because it was traffic jam. Also, all of my BFF'S back then, was all boys. Yeah!, And most of them actually lives in my neighbourhood, so back then, i usually play a lot with them. The best bff was Yugyeom.
So, now imma tell you my second kindergarten stories(which is gonna be long), enjoy, enjoy!, Oh lord plz enjoy!.

Okay, to start off, our kindergarten used to had a bunny, it was white, i liked it, it's cute!, I LOVE ANIMALS!.
Anyway, the students always pet it after school, including me(ofc). But something happened, it was the next day, i was with Yugyeom. We wanted to pet the bunny while everyone else was playing, we saw that the bunny was gone, except the skin. We looked in shocked, like ofc!, Some kindergarteners saw a fuckin dead bunny!, I told my mom, she said that a fox probably took the bunny, my face was like, idek. I told Yugyeom, his expression was same like mine, so yeah. That's it, our school lost the bunny. F u c k .

So, i used to be best friends with a couple of girls too, they're names we're Irene, Joy, and Seulgi, the best one to me is Joy. Irene was my first, but she was kinda like, bossy. And Seulgi was nice, but like, she depends on Irene too much. And Joy was just like, perfect!. So there's this one time we all got out from the bathroom, and sadly, Joy didn't come that day. When we got out, we hold each other's arms, and run, also, Seulgi was small and short, maybe like Momo. And i was running to fast for them, and a few seconds later, Seulgi fell. She bruised her knees, Seulgi and Irene we're both mad at me, they pretty much told me that i had no mind and all that shit, and told me to go away. Back then, i was hurt. Didn't told anyone, and the next day, i didn't even bother to go near those two, just stayed around Joy, it was the best decision i made,
  p r o u d o f m y s e l f.

Ok, now here's a funny story with me and Yugyeom. So our school held an event, and i was tired and thirsty. So i called Yugyeom and told him to come with me. We secretly got out from the event, and we head up to our class, we checked our backpack if we still have our drinks or not, and sadly, we didn't, it was already empty. So, we decided to drink a student's bottle drink, we like..shared. We didn't know it was disgusting, so yeah!, Omfl....
Okay, so we ever went to a field trip, for some reason we went to a mall, we ate Burger King, and our parents came with us. So i ordered a burger, and some vanilla ice cream. When my mom was not looking, i head to a supermarket in the mall and stole a fucking drink, it's because i was thirsty!, And i didn't had money, so i stole it..my mom realized wtf just happen, and went in to the supermarket, and pay. She like, laughed at me, i didn't bother, i was too busy enjoying my drink. Haha.
It was fun though, a fun field trip. Now here's another field trip story!, We went to a restaurant, and each class take turns to see how to make a burger, so our class was done looking.  So we went upstairs again, and one of the workers asked questions and see who can answer them rightly, and if they do, we got a prize. And i answered it rightly, and i got a prize, it was a hat, a yellow and black hat. But i didn't like it, so i told one of my teachers to just..wear it, omfl, i can't even. Y' know, there's this one time Yugyeom and i went to our friend's house, his name was Mark. So, we both went to his car, and went to his house, we like, ate there, and played stuffs. Then when it was time to go home for me and Yugyeom, well..we went home, ofc!. Now to think about it, imagine this, a fucking girl going to a boy's house. I mean, that's fine, just..wow, wow.

My school had a band, i was one of the drummers, actually, there's a lot of drummers. Seulgi and Joy we're playing the keyboards, and Irene was singing, Yugyeom and Mark we're also drummers. Also, Seulgi was NOT with Irene again, she was with me and Joy, she has changed. So every single day, our school keeps practicing, and the competition day is here. At the competition, we won, yay. But, before that, i cried because the place was fucking hot, i didn't knew where my parents we're, i can't breathe, there was too much people. It's probably my Anxiety, i was not nervous, just.. Anxious i guess...
So after the competition, Seulgi asked if i'm okay or not, yeah i was ok..

Talking about competitions, there was also a dance competition. And i, danced, it was good!, Our group won, yay. Also, before the competition, i had my friend, she has the same name as me, and i wanted to played with her, but she refused...
She said she doesn't wanted to be friends with me anymore, idk why though, i swear!, I didn't do anything wrong, what the fuck bitch!.
Anyways, omigod wait!, I can't focus writing, i'm listening to songs while writing, i can't remember anything!, Omigod help!. Okay, i can now, here's another story(last one):
Yugyeom went to my house, i also went to his house once, fun y'know!, Ok..jk, it's not related to kindergarten.

So it was lunch time, we ofc need to wash our hands!, But i didn't wanted to, so i hid under the class' table, everyone was out, except me. One of the teachers came to me and said something sweet to me, but then, i didn't wanted to be..that. So i fixed her by saying this: "i wanna be draculaura(monster high character)"
So then she did called me that, and i got out from my so called hiding spot and washed my hands.
Okay, that's all, don't worry! My next chapter is school stories again, so yay.

K, here's dad joke of the chapter:
'wanna hear my pizza joke?
nevermind, it's too Cheesy'

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