My True Life

my non-human friends

You might think non-human friends
as in 'imaginary friends', yeah sure i did had those days, but it's over now, because i have my non-human friends now, which are OBJECTS.
So, i'm just going to tell you about them. Let's go!.

1. Harold
He is my shampoo, i've always felt lonely in the bathroom, so~, i decided to be friends with Harold. He's my first friend.

2. Henry
After Harold, there's Henry.
Henry is my conditioner, 2nd friend

3. Oscar
Also another bathroom friend, he is my soap. He could change colours if he wants. He's cool!. Really cool

4. Freya
She's the first bathroom friend who's a girl. She's my face soap, idk if you have that or not.

5. Heather
Now, she's not a bathroom friend, she's my hairbrush. Her colour is purple. There's this one time she got really dusty, and at that time i was supposed to learn for my mid
test. But i didn't learn, i cleaned Heather, my parents didn't even know!, I'm a sneaky bitch!, Hell yeah!.

6. Maddie
She's my mirror at my room, i usually talk to myself more often, but when i don't want to talk to myself, i usually just.. well..talk to Maddie.
She's such a good friend to talk to!

7. Larry
He is the last friend i have that's an object. He is the wall in my 5th grade classroom, sure me and him will be separated, but he told me he moved walls!, He's going to be at my 6th grade wall. So that's fun!.

Okay, so those are all my object friends, don't judge me!.
Also, i know that this is short, but yeah...please vote if you did enjoy!.
And here's dad joke of the chapter:
'i don't trust stairs, it's because the're always Up to something'

Next chapter is about school, yay!.
K, bye amigos!. ⊂((・▽・))⊃