My True Life

Socializing ರ╭╮ರ

I have three words for it: I HATE IT!
IF I GO TO A SPELLING BEE AND THEY TOLD ME TO SPELL THAT, MY FACE WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS:

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lso, thank you Tabbes for the picture, check her out, she's better than me.

Anyways, as i mentioned in my 1st grade chapter, i said that the middle seat is Hell For Socialization.
Everyone hate that seat, if you don't hate that seat, then you're not normal(jk).
So,this is why i HATE socializing:

1. Da fuckin' difference

  Boi, Listen aight!, I'm only comfortable with close friends, i usually scream in front of them, i'm hella bitch crazy in front of them, i'm really loud, Earth starts to shake, i broke your ear.
But!, With strangers or non-close friends, i'm like a turtle. Except if the stranger is my ex-friend, i would probably just sing bitch lasagna.

2. AWkWaRdnESs

(Idk why i spelled it like that).
So, in socializing, you gotta keep talking, or you'll just stare at each other, and that is fucking awkward. And i hate those situations.

So, now that's out of the way, imma share some funny(maybe) stories about me socializing, y e e t ! .

So, this one time i was in school (5th grade). And i was in the bathroom with Momo, Lisa, Nayeon. For some reason, i laughed really hard and screamed really hard as well.
When i got to the class, one of my classmates said my laugh and scream was heard until the class.
f u c k m y l i f e f r i e n d s ! .

Also, don't you just hate when a stranger  wanna have a small talk with you?, Like...you don't even know this person, this person doesn't know me either!.
Is that what small talks are for?, So strangers can be best friends in a second?!.
Like!, Seriously, imagine having a conversation like this:
Me:*listening to bts*
Stranger: hello, nice to meet you, i'm [insert name better than my name]. What's yours?
Me: i'm Kayla, i'm [Insert age].
Stranger: i was born in October 15th 1981, you?
Me: 1007!
Stranger: Let's be friends!
Me: ok, stranger!

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WROTE?!
IK IT WAS WEIRD, THAT'S WHY!.
That will never happen irl.
Like seriously, wtf.

Ok, let's focus on the topic again.
Imagine this: you we're on a bus, and you we're sitting in the middle, there are 2 guys beside you too. The guy next to the exit finally got out from the bus, you we're left with the window seat guy. What do you do?
Should you move aside or not?. IDK.
Or should you not move and have a small talk with him?.(got that question from Theodd1sout).

Now, that question is complicated for me, because i overthink small things too much. You see, if you move, does that mean you think this stranger is a disgusting freak?. So my mind told me to not move, but if i don't move, i need to make a small talk. So what do i do?, I don't fuckin' know, help me. But what would you do at that situation right there, huh?!.

Ok,sorry this is short, and doesn't make any sense at all...
But here's dad joke of the chapter to cheer you up!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because it was Outstanding in the field.

K, plz vote if you did enjoy, bye!
Also, don't forget to check Tabbes.
And Theodd1sout.

Bye(for real this time)