Aries: You
Taurus: The alarm clock
Gemini: The entire human population
Cancer: Anyone who makes them cry
Leo: Condoms
Virgo: The patriarchy
Libra: Everton's but only using their lips
Scorpio: God
Sagittarius: Iggy Azalea
Capricorn: Their parents
Aquarius: Bras
Pisces: Themselves
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomJust some random fun facts about the signs. Taken from media, internet and depending on how my friends and classmates are as people. And this shit is totally not 100% correct and won't fit everyone. So plz no hate comments. (I'm Aries btw♈️) And ye...
