Aries: Do you know who I am???
Taurus: Bribes the kidnappers and gets them to bring them home
Gemini: *is a serial killer and makes the kidnappers their victim instead*
Cancer: LMAO, why do you wanna kidnap me?
Leo: You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty, didn't you?
Virgo: I hope wherever you're taking me is clean
Libra: *engages in heated diplomatic arguments with the kidnapper*
Scorpio: If you don't let me go right now I will punch you in the balls
Sagittarius: *goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking*
Capricorn: This is not okay...
Aquarius: You insecure little... You're a lowlife
Pisces: *comes up with and elaborate plan including backup and grenades
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The Zodiac Signs
De TodoJust some random fun facts about the signs. Taken from media, internet and depending on how my friends and classmates are as people. And this shit is totally not 100% correct and won't fit everyone. So plz no hate comments. (I'm Aries btw♈️) And ye...
