Aries: "I'm better than all of you assholes!" *laughs evilly*
Me: Lol!
Taurus: "I could eat some cake right now..." *stomach's rumbling*
Gemini: "I'm going to pretend I care about what you just said" *gives a false smile*
Cancer: "I need hugs and cookies!" *eats cookie after cookie after cookie....*
Leo: "Fuck u bitch I'm fabulous, bow down to me!" *laughs together with Aries. Moahahahaha!!*
Virgo: "You're all uncultured swines" *snorts and rolls eyes*
Libra: "Stop war, hug more!" *tries to stop everyone*
Scorpio: "I'm tiered if your bullshit, I just wanna sleep..." *yawns*
Sagittarius: "I wanna fuck your girlfriend" *😏*
Capricorn: "Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex" *sees impatient*
Me: O, okey...
Aquarius: "I'm hot and gay" *admires themselves*
Pisces: "Fuck my life" *sighs*
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomJust some random fun facts about the signs. Taken from media, internet and depending on how my friends and classmates are as people. And this shit is totally not 100% correct and won't fit everyone. So plz no hate comments. (I'm Aries btw♈️) And ye...
